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Horror-Date
- Kein Thriller (Obwohl man beim Dating auf viele Psychos trifft)
- By: Sebastian Fitzek
- Narrated by: Simon Jäger
- Length: 6 hrs and 30 mins
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Denk an das schlimmste Date deines Lebens – und du bist noch nicht einmal nahe dran! Ein ebenso humorvoller wie lebenskluger Roman, eine grandiose Mischung aus Humor und existentiellen Fragen. The Walking Date ist keine normale Dating-Plattform: Hier können sich Menschen, die nicht mehr lange zu leben haben, noch ein letztes Mal verlieben. Deshalb hat sich auch Patient Raphael bei TWD angemeldet, und tatsächlich funkt es zwischen ihm und der ebenfalls erkrankten Nala. Doch am Tag ihres ersten Blind Dates geht es Raphael nicht gut.
By: Sebastian Fitzek
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The Torrents of Spring
- By: Ernest Hemingway
- Narrated by: Peter Coates
- Length: 2 hrs and 7 mins
- Unabridged
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"The Torrents of Spring" is a novella by Ernest Hemingway, first published in 1926. It serves as a satirical commentary on the literary world and the nature of artistic creation. Set against the backdrop of post-World War I America, the story follows the journey of two main characters, the aspiring writer and the disillusioned author, as they navigate their personal and professional lives.
By: Ernest Hemingway
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The Pilgrimage
- By: John Broderick, Colm Toibin - foreword
- Narrated by: Patrick Moy
- Length: 5 hrs and 39 mins
- Unabridged
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Wealthy and devout, Michael and Julia Glynn are the envy of their neighbors and the model Irish Catholic couple, bearing Michael's increasingly painful and crippling arthritis with stoicism. In hope of a miracle, their priest suggests a family pilgrimage to Lourdes. Yet these pious holiday plans are thrown into doubt when anonymous, obscene letters begin to arrive, full of terrible accusations.
By: John Broderick, and others
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Shalash the Iraqi
- By: Shalash, Kanan Makiya - foreword, Luke Leafgren - translator
- Narrated by: Neil Shah
- Length: 9 hrs and 48 mins
- Unabridged
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Populated by a cast of imagined con artists, holy fools, drag queens, and partisans—as well as some very factual politicians, priests, and generals—this novel started life as a pseudonymous blog written "live" by "Shalash" during and after the Second Iraq War. Shalash the Iraqi is here presented in its first authorized translation, with the blessing and commentary of "Shalash" himself.
By: Shalash, and others
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A Modest Proposal
- By: Jonathan Swift
- Narrated by: Malk Williams
- Length: 23 mins
- Unabridged
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One of the most-studied pieces of satire in history, ‘A Modest Proposal’ is a darkly funny yet scathing critique of British colonialism from an Irish lens. First published in 1729 to much backlash, Swift goes to great lengths to illustrate a potential solution to poverty and overpopulation in Ireland: parents undergoing economic hardship ought to sell their children as food for the upper classes. A masterclass in irony, Swift delves into the financial benefits of his suggestion, even offering numerous ways to prepare babies for consumption.
By: Jonathan Swift
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The Audacity Of Stupid
- From Abigail To Jezebel, Navigating Toxic Relationships (Stress Makeover Series)
- By: Carla Henry-Lewis
- Narrated by: Carla Henry-Lewis
- Length: 1 hr and 49 mins
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The Audacity of Stupid: From Abigail to Jezebel, Navigating Toxic Relationships is your brutally honest, laugh-out-loud guide to spotting—and surviving—the emotional minefield of toxic relationships. Whether it’s your narcissistic ex, a gaslighting spouse, or the foolishness we excuse in politics and everyday life, this book pulls no punches.
Through a unique blend of biblical stories, modern-day parables, and satirical commentary, Carla Henry-Lewis, author of the Stress Makeover Series, exposes the patterns of emotional manipulation, codependency, and self-sabotage we often overlook.
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Horror-Date
- Kein Thriller (Obwohl man beim Dating auf viele Psychos trifft)
- By: Sebastian Fitzek
- Narrated by: Simon Jäger
- Length: 6 hrs and 30 mins
- Unabridged
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Denk an das schlimmste Date deines Lebens – und du bist noch nicht einmal nahe dran! Ein ebenso humorvoller wie lebenskluger Roman, eine grandiose Mischung aus Humor und existentiellen Fragen. The Walking Date ist keine normale Dating-Plattform: Hier können sich Menschen, die nicht mehr lange zu leben haben, noch ein letztes Mal verlieben. Deshalb hat sich auch Patient Raphael bei TWD angemeldet, und tatsächlich funkt es zwischen ihm und der ebenfalls erkrankten Nala. Doch am Tag ihres ersten Blind Dates geht es Raphael nicht gut.
By: Sebastian Fitzek
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The Torrents of Spring
- By: Ernest Hemingway
- Narrated by: Peter Coates
- Length: 2 hrs and 7 mins
- Unabridged
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"The Torrents of Spring" is a novella by Ernest Hemingway, first published in 1926. It serves as a satirical commentary on the literary world and the nature of artistic creation. Set against the backdrop of post-World War I America, the story follows the journey of two main characters, the aspiring writer and the disillusioned author, as they navigate their personal and professional lives.
By: Ernest Hemingway
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The Pilgrimage
- By: John Broderick, Colm Toibin - foreword
- Narrated by: Patrick Moy
- Length: 5 hrs and 39 mins
- Unabridged
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Wealthy and devout, Michael and Julia Glynn are the envy of their neighbors and the model Irish Catholic couple, bearing Michael's increasingly painful and crippling arthritis with stoicism. In hope of a miracle, their priest suggests a family pilgrimage to Lourdes. Yet these pious holiday plans are thrown into doubt when anonymous, obscene letters begin to arrive, full of terrible accusations.
By: John Broderick, and others
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Shalash the Iraqi
- By: Shalash, Kanan Makiya - foreword, Luke Leafgren - translator
- Narrated by: Neil Shah
- Length: 9 hrs and 48 mins
- Unabridged
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Populated by a cast of imagined con artists, holy fools, drag queens, and partisans—as well as some very factual politicians, priests, and generals—this novel started life as a pseudonymous blog written "live" by "Shalash" during and after the Second Iraq War. Shalash the Iraqi is here presented in its first authorized translation, with the blessing and commentary of "Shalash" himself.
By: Shalash, and others
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A Modest Proposal
- By: Jonathan Swift
- Narrated by: Malk Williams
- Length: 23 mins
- Unabridged
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One of the most-studied pieces of satire in history, ‘A Modest Proposal’ is a darkly funny yet scathing critique of British colonialism from an Irish lens. First published in 1729 to much backlash, Swift goes to great lengths to illustrate a potential solution to poverty and overpopulation in Ireland: parents undergoing economic hardship ought to sell their children as food for the upper classes. A masterclass in irony, Swift delves into the financial benefits of his suggestion, even offering numerous ways to prepare babies for consumption.
By: Jonathan Swift
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The Audacity Of Stupid
- From Abigail To Jezebel, Navigating Toxic Relationships (Stress Makeover Series)
- By: Carla Henry-Lewis
- Narrated by: Carla Henry-Lewis
- Length: 1 hr and 49 mins
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The Audacity of Stupid: From Abigail to Jezebel, Navigating Toxic Relationships is your brutally honest, laugh-out-loud guide to spotting—and surviving—the emotional minefield of toxic relationships. Whether it’s your narcissistic ex, a gaslighting spouse, or the foolishness we excuse in politics and everyday life, this book pulls no punches.
Through a unique blend of biblical stories, modern-day parables, and satirical commentary, Carla Henry-Lewis, author of the Stress Makeover Series, exposes the patterns of emotional manipulation, codependency, and self-sabotage we often overlook.
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Xemu Pulled My Finger
- By: Joel Miller
- Narrated by: Joel Miller
- Length: 3 hrs and 57 mins
- Unabridged
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Tired of being a loser selling weed, Steve, our hero devises a plan to steal Elon Musk’s space shuttle and embarks on a mission to go find the Galactic Overlord Xemu.
By: Joel Miller
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Six Steps to Salvation
- Another Satire
- By: P.J. Murphy
- Narrated by: Jez Sands
- Length: 8 hrs and 42 mins
- Unabridged
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"How did the great Trent Argent, celebrated entrepreneur and self-styled Community Troubleshooter, come to this?" Shady businessman Trent Argent has hit rock bottom. Forced to flee England when his exploitation of charities becomes public, he finds himself camping under a bridge in Geneva with a group of unpaid interns. Trent is determined to put his unscrupulous skills to better use, helping the city’s nonprofits. But when his campmates stumble across the location of a jewel stash, will he resist the temptation to return to his selfish old ways?
By: P.J. Murphy
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The Misconceived Conception of a Baby Named Jesus
- By: Bill Burkland
- Narrated by: Kevin E Green
- Length: 7 hrs and 10 mins
- Unabridged
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The Misconceived Conception of a Baby Named Jesus is an award winning religious satire; a fast-paced comedic re-imagining of the events surrounding the birth of Jesus with sensibilities similar to The Book of Mormon and Monty Python’s Life of Brian.
By: Bill Burkland
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- By: Svea Mausolf
- Narrated by: Vera Teltz
- Length: 6 hrs and 49 mins
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Garantiert kein Safe Space: Der Debütroman der Queen of Meme. Weil Peggy Brinkmann, 37, ihr Studium weder erfolgreich beenden noch erfolglos abbrechen kann, haben ihr die Eltern den Geldhahn zugedreht. Seitdem muss sie sich Küche und Bad mit Martin teilen, der sich wahlweise mit seinem Schwanz oder dem Lackieren seiner Fingernägel beschäftigt – und trotzdem nicht schwul ist.
By: Svea Mausolf
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Hegel's Dialectic
- Making Simple Ideas Complicated Since 1807 (Cogito Ergo Nope, Book 1)
- By: Sophia Blackwell
- Narrated by: Benjamin Powell
- Length: 1 hr and 14 mins
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Are you tired of pretending to understand Hegel? Do you feel personally attacked by German idealism? Have you ever wondered if “sublation” is just a fancy word for “I have no idea what I’m saying”? Congratulations. You’ve found your people. In Hegel’s Dialectic: Making Simple Ideas Complicated Since 1807, philosophy finally gets the sarcasm-drenched takedown it deserves.
By: Sophia Blackwell
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Holy Crocodiles!
- A Hilariously Dysfunctional Guide to Egyptian Mythology
- By: Dustin Gross
- Narrated by: Tom Briggs
- Length: 3 hrs and 19 mins
- Unabridged
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Ancient Egypt was a mess. The gods were dramatic, the afterlife was full of bureaucratic nightmares, and crocodiles were way too involved in politics. Packed with sarcastic commentary, ridiculous myths, and historically accurate nonsense, this book is perfect for history nerds, mythology fans, and anyone who loves their gods with a side of snark. Whether you're a mythology expert or just here for the chaos, Holy Crocodiles! is your ultimate crash course in divine dysfunction.
By: Dustin Gross
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Neon America
- The Ballad of Duke Thunder
- By: Dustin Gross
- Narrated by: James Todd
- Length: 3 hrs and 15 mins
- Unabridged
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The fate of America rests in the hands of a washed-up stuntman, a foul-mouthed ex-wrestler, and a woman who should’ve taken another job offer. Duke Thunder wasn’t supposed to run for president. But after a bar fight, a stolen VHS tape, and a deep-state assassination attempt, he had no choice. Now, he’s leading a beer-fueled revolution, exposing conspiracies that shouldn’t exist, and rewriting the Constitution—with his fists. But shadowy forces want him gone. The Woke Mafia, the Deep State, and Hollywood elites have declared war.
By: Dustin Gross
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The TORPOMETRONOMICON
- 10 Years of AcmeVaporware Miscommunications
- By: Gary Clemenceau
- Narrated by: Sam Bradley
- Length: 3 hrs and 31 mins
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A tech-humor cult mainstay for over 30 years, this wayback AcmeVaporware compilation is arguably the weirdest and funniest tech-parody snapshot-of-an-era ever written. Author Gary Clemenceau is a seer and mad hatter of the first order.
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brilliant narrator
- By Marie on 12-05-25
By: Gary Clemenceau
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The Dunciad
- By: Alexander Pope, George Gilfillan - editor
- Narrated by: Denis Daly
- Length: 2 hrs and 9 mins
- Unabridged
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Alexander Pope was fiercely critical of writers whom he considered to have little talent and whom he liked to nominate as dunces. His most encyclopedic examination of these apostles of dullness is the Dunciad, a long satirical saga first published in a three-book version in 1728. A variorium edition followed shortly afterwards in 1729. In 1742, Pope added a fourth book, and a new, complete edition was published in 1743.
By: Alexander Pope, and others
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$1,000 a Plate
- By: Jack Mckenty
- Narrated by: Sasha Gorbasew
- Length: 16 mins
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Discover the high-stakes world of fine dining in "$1,000 A Plate" by Jack McKenty—a gripping short story where luxury, ambition, and deception collide. When an elite supper club charges four figures for a single meal, every bite comes with a secret—and not everyone makes it to dessert. Perfect for fans of psychological thrillers, dark satire, and culinary intrigue. Read now and find out what’s really on the menu.
By: Jack Mckenty
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Clusterfuck Platoon
- A Comedic Odyssey Through Modern Warfare
- By: Dustin Gross
- Narrated by: Gary Roelofs
- Length: 3 hrs and 50 mins
- Unabridged
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Basic training was a disaster. His first mission was worse. But somehow, Private Johnny Durham is still alive—and that’s the real miracle. What happens when the world’s most unlucky soldier stumbles his way through the ranks of the U.S. Army? Absolute chaos.
By: Dustin Gross
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Lies, All Lies
- By: Paul Chitlik
- Narrated by: Zack Zimbler
- Length: 7 hrs and 33 mins
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There I stood, all five eight of me, poolside at the Hollywood Roosevelt Hotel, soaking wet in my retro bathing suit, holding a dry pair of tickets to the Emmys that night, in front of a gorgeous woman, and I didn’t know who I was, where I was, or why I was. Or, just as importantly, who she was and what she was to me. Over the course of the next few days I discovered I was a thirty-something Emmy winning writer-actor showrunning a popular sitcom, but I had to learn about that one detail at a time until my memory came back.
By: Paul Chitlik
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10 वीं फेल / 10वीं फ़ेल
- By: Ajay Raj Singh
- Narrated by: Jayesh Sindhi
- Length: 4 hrs and 46 mins
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जवन म लग हर आग क करण सरफ आपक गलतय नह हत ह, कछ आपक कसमत भ सलग दत ह य कहन ह बबल शकल क जनब कटरकटर ह 28 क ह गए ह, पर शद नह हई अभ तक खद कछ कर नह पए, अमम क कछ करन नह दत य गव क व यव ह, ज इनक उमर म अववहत रह जए त लग यव कहन स भ कतरन लगत ह शद स डरत नह ह, बस थड नरबस जत ह ठकदर क शरआत छट-मट कम स हई थ, पर जब स इनक समझ आय ह क रशवत दकर सरकर tender मल जत ह, कम अलग ह level पर पहच गय ह इस कहन म एक लडक ह, एक लडक ह, द दसत ह, एक गव ह व सब कछ, ज ह सकत ह पर इसक सथ मलग शकल ज क खद पर अपर वशवस, धध म आ रह दककत, रशत क गहरई, नतकत पर सवल और हलक स इशक बस... हलक स
By: Ajay Raj Singh
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How I Almost Stopped the Inauguration but Brought the Second Coming Instead
- By: Auntie Establishment
- Narrated by: Tobi Doyle
- Length: 55 mins
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Dax Biggins releases Abigor–the demon of war from a dybbuk box–to increase his TikTok views. When Abigor returns to Hell, he discovers it's changed dramatically, and there's now a Committee of Warfare!
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The Divine Udderance
- A Most Majestic Cow
- By: Dustin Gross
- Narrated by: John Bowman
- Length: 1 hr and 19 mins
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In the small town of Fartsville, USA, a cow appeared—mysteriously, majestically, and profoundly flatulent. Her name is Betsy, and her wind carries prophecy. The Divine Udderance is a hilariously holy satire of modern faith, influencer culture, capitalism, and the sheer absurdity of worshipping a gas-blessed bovine. From jazz-fueled fart battles to gluten-free miracles, Betsy’s tale is one of unexpected enlightenment, complete with jazz bands, TikTok prophets, National Guard conversions, and a child who decodes her toots in Morse code.
By: Dustin Gross
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You Might Be a Narcissist If…
- A Bathroom Reader for the Self-Obsessed (And the People Who Put Up with Them)
- By: Shay DeLeon
- Narrated by: Bryan Cullen
- Length: 7 mins
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You Might Be a Narcissist If… is the ultimate bathroom book for the self-obsessed (and the poor souls who have to deal with them). Packed with laugh-out-loud observations, cringeworthy truths, and some suspiciously accurate red flags, this book will help you determine whether you’re just a little full of yourself… or if it’s time for some serious self-reflection.
By: Shay DeLeon
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The Latter Days of Wizadora
- The Midlife Misfires of a Forgotten Witch
- By: Alexander Paul Burton
- Narrated by: Alexander Paul Burton
- Length: 1 hr and 22 mins
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The Latter Days of Wizadora is a biting satire that reimagines a beloved childhood icon in a world where magic has become mundane, nostalgia is monetized, and the pressure to "find yourself" can only be solved with too much gin.
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Soul Connection
- Love Is Eternal. So Is Death.
- By: Victor Peter
- Narrated by: Thomas Busby
- Length: 11 hrs and 49 mins
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Rick Black—a name as ordinary as the man behind it is extraordinary. For centuries, he has roamed the earth, guiding souls to their final rest. But eternity isn’t all scythes and sunsets. Even Death gets lonely. Enter the unlikeliest of scenarios: a modern dating reality show where “connections transcend the physical.” For Rick, it’s a chance to blend in, to feel human, and perhaps, to find the one who can see beyond his skeletal grin.
By: Victor Peter