Listen free for 30 days

Listen with offer

Preview
  • A Waiter in Paris

  • Adventures in the Dark Heart of the City
  • By: Edward Chisholm
  • Narrated by: Orlando Wells
  • Length: 12 hrs and 49 mins
  • 4.6 out of 5 stars (170 ratings)

£0.00 for first 30 days

Pick 1 audiobook a month from our unmatched collection - including bestsellers and new releases.
Listen all you want to thousands of included audiobooks, Originals, celeb exclusives, and podcasts.
Access exclusive sales and deals.
£7.99/month after 30 days. Renews automatically. See here for eligibility.

A Waiter in Paris

By: Edward Chisholm
Narrated by: Orlando Wells
Try for £0.00

£7.99/month after 30 days. Renews automatically. See here for eligibility.

Buy Now for £12.99

Buy Now for £12.99

Pay using card ending in
By completing your purchase, you agree to Audible's Conditions of Use and authorise Audible to charge your designated card or any other card on file. Please see our Privacy Notice, Cookies Notice and Interest-based Ads Notice.

Summary

A waiter's job is to deceive you. They want you to believe in a luxurious calm because on the other side of that door...is hell.

Edward Chisholm's spellbinding memoir of his time as a Parisian waiter takes you below the surface of one of the most iconic cities in the world and right into its glorious underbelly.

He inhabits a world of inhuman hours, snatched sleep and dive bars; scraping by on coffee, bread and cigarettes, often under sadistic managers, with a wage so low you're fighting your colleagues for tips. Colleagues—including thieves, narcissists, ex-Legionnaires, paperless immigrants, wannabe actors and drug dealers—who are the closest thing to family that you've got.

It's physically demanding, frequently humiliating and incredibly competitive. But it doesn't matter because you're in Paris, the centre of the universe, and there's nowhere else you'd rather be in the world.

©2022 Edward Chisholm (P)2022 Octopus Publishing Group
activate_Holiday_promo_in_buybox_DT_T2

Listeners also enjoyed...

Sweet Nineteen cover art
Your Table Is Ready cover art
A Certain Idea of France cover art
Pietr the Latvian cover art
Riding with the Rocketmen cover art
Cruise Confidential: A Hit Below the Waterline cover art
My Grape Year cover art
Daunderlust cover art
Blinded by the Lights cover art
Orange Bitter, Orange Sweet cover art
Charles Bukowski cover art
Francis Bacon in Your Blood cover art
Orwell: The Essays cover art
Blood, Bones & Butter cover art
Thirty Days in Paris cover art

What listeners say about A Waiter in Paris

Average customer ratings
Overall
  • 4.5 out of 5 stars
  • 5 Stars
    128
  • 4 Stars
    29
  • 3 Stars
    9
  • 2 Stars
    2
  • 1 Stars
    2
Performance
  • 4.5 out of 5 stars
  • 5 Stars
    125
  • 4 Stars
    26
  • 3 Stars
    4
  • 2 Stars
    2
  • 1 Stars
    0
Story
  • 4.5 out of 5 stars
  • 5 Stars
    117
  • 4 Stars
    24
  • 3 Stars
    10
  • 2 Stars
    4
  • 1 Stars
    2

Reviews - Please select the tabs below to change the source of reviews.

Sort by:
Filter by:
  • Overall
    5 out of 5 stars
  • Performance
    5 out of 5 stars
  • Story
    5 out of 5 stars

Superb, engaging writing style

Well written, in captivating style and a fascinating story, relatable and also bizarre. This unusual, yet wholly authentic portrait of Paris and it’s intersection with the grand old tradition of serving food to customers captures a great deal of life, equally hilarious and horrifying

Something went wrong. Please try again in a few minutes.

You voted on this review!

You reported this review!

  • Overall
    5 out of 5 stars

Enjoyable read

Thought provoking and insightful. Enjoyable read. Great narrator too. I am looking forward to next book!

Something went wrong. Please try again in a few minutes.

You voted on this review!

You reported this review!

  • Overall
    5 out of 5 stars
  • Performance
    5 out of 5 stars
  • Story
    2 out of 5 stars

Eating in a restaurant will never be the same..

after reading this very entertaining and thought-provoking tale. The narration by Orlando Wells was perfect.

I will enjoy listening to it again.


And I look forward to reading Edward Chisholm's next book.

Something went wrong. Please try again in a few minutes.

You voted on this review!

You reported this review!

  • Overall
    5 out of 5 stars
  • Performance
    5 out of 5 stars
  • Story
    5 out of 5 stars

Paris as you've never heard it before!

A rare glimpse into the world of the restaurant waiter. Shockingly honest and fabulously written and read by its highly talented author. His mastery of all the different characters' accents really brings the stories in this debut book to life. The poor pay and conditions, constant shenanigans of the bosses, and the very precariousness of their existence is like something out of Robert Tressell's The Ragged Trousered Philanthropists rather than an account of 21-century Paris France. it's an audio playhouse, real theatre for the ear. i just happened across this title and now it's in my top five favourite Audible books. Highly recommended. .

Something went wrong. Please try again in a few minutes.

You voted on this review!

You reported this review!

  • Overall
    4 out of 5 stars
  • Performance
    4 out of 5 stars
  • Story
    3 out of 5 stars

Captivating insight into the Underbelly of a Parisienne Restaurant

Great development of the characters in his story. he brought the characters likeable or not … to life .. felt like you were in Paris with him. He told his experience honestly including the racist behaviour that went on unchallenged both in and behind the dining rooms.
Anyone who has been to Paris will find something for them in this book. A coming of age story that takes you back to your own post student days when you were trying to find your place in the world.

Something went wrong. Please try again in a few minutes.

You voted on this review!

You reported this review!

  • Overall
    5 out of 5 stars
  • Performance
    5 out of 5 stars
  • Story
    5 out of 5 stars

the other side of Paris

Great story, interesting and inciteful, fascinating to hear a side of Paris that you don't always spot as a tourist

Something went wrong. Please try again in a few minutes.

You voted on this review!

You reported this review!

  • Overall
    5 out of 5 stars
  • Performance
    5 out of 5 stars
  • Story
    5 out of 5 stars

"Tamil Tiger, freedom fighter."

What a wonderful book.
In the early days after the recession, the author (a Brit) is unable to find work following his graduation so accepts his girlfriend's offer to travel with her to Paris and stay with her until he finds a job there. But he doesn't speak French, has no better luck getting work there and his accommodation disappears when his friend returns to England. It is cold, he needs money for shelter, so in desperation he gets work in a restaurant, first as a runner, working hard to be elevated to the position of waiter. This is his story and that of the men he met and worked with, heroes, villains and sometimes friends, and the functioning workplace which so dominated his life, as well as Paris itself.
The writing is eloquent, bringing the whole picture to life as well as imparting the author's inner hopes, fears and sorrows and feelings for those colleagues around him. And narrator Orlando Wells further imparts that bird's eye view with his perfect performance of Chrisholm's struggle to survive and succeed in an alien environment with unfamiliar language. A perfect pairing of author and reader

Emotional, informative, full of characters and wonderfully written, this book is.one to truly savour. Recommended.

Something went wrong. Please try again in a few minutes.

You voted on this review!

You reported this review!

  • Overall
    5 out of 5 stars
  • Performance
    5 out of 5 stars
  • Story
    5 out of 5 stars

An amazing listen

Excellent all round. A really lovely, funny and eye opening book - pulling back the curtain on a world we so easily overlook. Couldn’t recommend highly enough.

Something went wrong. Please try again in a few minutes.

You voted on this review!

You reported this review!

  • Overall
    5 out of 5 stars
  • Performance
    4 out of 5 stars
  • Story
    4 out of 5 stars

At times horribly bleak, but overall had an oddly glowing positivity

Excellent performances. Strong story and from the POV of someone who has spent a life in the industry incredibly accurate… charming yet utterly brutal

Something went wrong. Please try again in a few minutes.

You voted on this review!

You reported this review!

  • Overall
    5 out of 5 stars
  • Performance
    5 out of 5 stars
  • Story
    5 out of 5 stars

a view behind an OZ like curtain

Fascinating glimpse into a world that we are a hairs breath from which might as well be miles, compelling story expertly told in the audio version. I look forward to the authors next story it can't arrive quickly enough! Highly recommend read or listen and enjoy.

Something went wrong. Please try again in a few minutes.

You voted on this review!

You reported this review!