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Constituent Service

A Third District Story

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Constituent Service

By: John Scalzi
Narrated by: Amber Benson
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About this listen

The aliens are here ... and they want municipal services!

Ashley Perrin is fresh out of college and starting a job as a community liaison for the Third District–the city’s only sector with more alien residents than humans. Ashley’s barely found where the paper clips are kept when she’s beset with constituent complaints–from too much noise at the Annual Lupidian Celebration Parade to a trip-and-fall chicken to a very particular type of alien hornet that threatens the very city itself.

And if that’s not terrifying enough, Ashley is next up at the office karaoke night.

It's Parks and Recreation meets the Federation of Planets in this fast and funny audio exclusive by Hugo Award winner and Audible best seller John Scalzi.

©2024 John Scalzi (P)2024 Audible Originals LLC
Editors Select Humorous Science Fiction Funny Witty Feel-Good Scary

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Short but sweet

What a great little narrative. Good intro to a new universe. Fun and exactly what needed. Well narrated. More please

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short and sweet story

a lot of fun and interesting characters. funny and engaging. a twist on procedural stories, showing the mundanity of having aliens around.

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Fun listen

Itishard to find a story with a well written first person narrative - this short story does it very well.

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Brilliant

Really enjoyable, great world making. Only downside was it ended way way too soon!!! GIVE ME MORE!!

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It’s actually funny

I have no prior encounter with this particular author so my expectation was a fresh canvas. Kinda guessed how everything was linked but it’s still quite funny. Narrator performance is amazing.

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Captivating

Just so easy to listen to.
Like with a lot of John Scalzis' work, I love the humour. Superbly written & narrated.

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More more more!!

Funny with a bit of mystery - loved all the characters and the narration was brilliant! Hope to hear more!

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Short and sweet

As always scalzi writing and amazing story with great characters! Wish there were more short stories on this universe! It was a last start to finish

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Fun and fast paced

I’ve never come across the author before but I just loved this story and the narration was pitch perfect. Really hope that there will be more stories from the Third District

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Great fun

this was so much fun. the characters were all very charming and the story was great.

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