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Constituent Service

A Third District Story

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Constituent Service

By: John Scalzi
Narrated by: Amber Benson
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About this listen

The aliens are here ... and they want municipal services!

Ashley Perrin is fresh out of college and starting a job as a community liaison for the Third District–the city’s only sector with more alien residents than humans. Ashley’s barely found where the paper clips are kept when she’s beset with constituent complaints–from too much noise at the Annual Lupidian Celebration Parade to a trip-and-fall chicken to a very particular type of alien hornet that threatens the very city itself.

And if that’s not terrifying enough, Ashley is next up at the office karaoke night.

It's Parks and Recreation meets the Federation of Planets in this fast and funny audio exclusive by Hugo Award winner and Audible best seller John Scalzi.

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Itishard to find a story with a well written first person narrative - this short story does it very well.

Fun listen

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Really enjoyable, great world making. Only downside was it ended way way too soon!!! GIVE ME MORE!!

Brilliant

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I have no prior encounter with this particular author so my expectation was a fresh canvas. Kinda guessed how everything was linked but it’s still quite funny. Narrator performance is amazing.

It’s actually funny

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What a great little narrative. Good intro to a new universe. Fun and exactly what needed. Well narrated. More please

Short but sweet

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a lot of fun and interesting characters. funny and engaging. a twist on procedural stories, showing the mundanity of having aliens around.

short and sweet story

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I really wish this was a series!! I love all the different characters and species it was really clear in my head as I was listening and obviously Amber Benson did an amazing job voicing everyone differently 👏 please make another!! x

so funny

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this was so much fun. the characters were all very charming and the story was great.

Great fun

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Loved it, great way to knock of a couple hours. Would be fun to get other views from the same universe

Fun little slice of life

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A fun whimsical short story that brought the odd smile and entertained for a couple of hours. John Scalzi has not failed me yet with his imagination and writing.

A fun whimsical short story

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Very similar to In Your Dreams - Tom Holt but with less goblins and more hornets. Would recommend as a quick light listen.

Short but amusing

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