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I, Robot

How to Be a Footballer, Book 2

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I, Robot

By: Peter Crouch
Narrated by: Peter Crouch
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About this listen

Brought to you by Penguin.

What happens on the pitch is only half the story.

Being a footballer is not just kicking a ball about with 21 other people on a big grass rectangle. Sometimes being a footballer is about accidentally becoming best mates with Mickey Rourke, or understanding why spitting is considered football's most heinous crime.

In How to be a Footballer, Peter Crouch took us into a world of bad tattoos and even worse haircuts, a world where you're on the pitch one minute, spending too much money on a personalised number plate the next. In I, Robot, he lifts the lid even further on the beautiful game. We will learn about Gareth Bale's magic beans, the Golden Rhombus of Saturday night entertainment and why Crouchy's dad walks his dog wearing an England tracksuit from 2005.

Whether you're an armchair expert or out in the stands every Saturday, crazy for five-a-side or haven't put on a pair of boots since school, this is the real inside story of how to be a footballer, brilliantly narrated by Crouchy himself.

©2019 Peter Crouch (P)2019 Penguin Audio Sports Funny Witty Thought-Provoking Robotics Technology

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funny antidotes. witty humour and a sense of a all round good bloke. top listen.

Classic Crouchy.

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Peter writes honestly, openly and in an way that entertains and gives the listener a down to earth view of “the beautiful game”.

Thoroughly enjoyable.

You don’t have to be a football fan to enjoy this

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loved his first book and this one doesn't disappoint, very funny stories and love crouches personal touch

entertaining listen

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Just finished, enjoyed the book similar to his first book. Few bits over lapped odd story told in both. All in all would recommend

Another great book

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Must listen for anyone who loves football. Just wish there was more! Well done Crouchy :)

Utterly brilliant

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He perfectly blends his football knowledge with natural charisma. An ideal read for any football fan.

Crouch does it again

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breeze though more footballing stories that tell you about how the author views life and other people far more than a particular game or club.

More from a good storyteller (and maker)

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Loved it! Very informative and engrossing … please let’s have some more! Loved the name drops and stories

Entertaining

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The more I hear from Peter Crouch, the more I like him. Nicest guy in football.

nice guy

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light hearted take on the subject of football, with some moments when you can here Crouch laugh as he reads and recalls moments.

Funny football book

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