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OldTimers

A Tale of the Blunders of Modern Technology

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OldTimers

By: Matthew Cash
Narrated by: Josephine Hall
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Sandy thinks there's something wrong with her resident's new hearing aid. It's picking up numbers that only he can detect. Evil carer Lisa thinks he's just an attention seeking senile old imbecile. They're counting down, but to what?

©2015 Matthew Cash (P)2017 Matthew Cash
Fiction Genetic Engineering Horror Science Fiction Scary

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Entertaining enough. For all the asking price, it's worth a listen.
Didn't quite feel like it found its promise in the end, but it builds nicely.
Very unexpected final act. Just a shame it was expanded upon.
Raised a few questions it didn't answer.
Felt like a Doctor Who episode, gone dark side!...

The casual matter of fact-ness of a certain smothering was brilliantly written. A definite "what are you doing?" Moment.

Great wee read that just didn't quite finish as strongly as it deserved.

Old age tensioner...

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