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  • Problematic Protective Poisonous Purple Paint

  • An Incredibly Dull Literary Experience
  • By: Samuel Isaacson
  • Narrated by: Kaya Thanky
  • Length: 1 hr and 3 mins
  • 5.0 out of 5 stars (1 rating)

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Problematic Protective Poisonous Purple Paint

By: Samuel Isaacson
Narrated by: Kaya Thanky
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You probably shouldn't listen to this. I'm serious. It's literally an audiobook about watching paint dry, in which you become a person watching paint dry. That's pretty much it. Oh, it does have a somewhat amusing puzzle in it, but don't get your hopes up.

©2021 Samuel Isaacson (P)2021 Samuel Isaacson
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Very Funny and memorable

I have posted a full review on Amazon, but this audible version is one part fun, one part daft and one part memorable. A great example of how interactive fiction can work on this platform

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