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Ratburger

By: David Walliams
Narrated by: David Walliams, Nitin Ganatra
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About this listen

The fifth screamingly funny novel from David Walliams, number one bestseller and fastest growing children’s author in the country.

Hot on the heels of bestselling Gangsta Granny comes another hilarious, action-packed and touching novel – the story of a little girl called Zoe. Things are not looking good for Zoe. Her stepmother Sheila is so lazy she gets Zoe to pick her nose for her. The school bully Tina Trotts makes her life a misery – mainly by flobbing on her head. And now the evil Burt from Burt’s Burgers is after her pet rat! And guess what he wants to do with it? The clue is in the title…

From the author that is being called ‘a new Roald Dahl’, Ratburger is not to be missed!

©2012 David Walliams (P)2012 HarperCollins Publishers Limited Action & Adventure Animals Animals & Nature Fiction Growing Up Growing Up & Facts of Life Humorous Fiction Literature & Fiction Comedy Funny Witty Blended family Dogs

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Critic reviews

"I absolutely love David Walliams's books. In a few more years they will become classics." (Sue Townsend, author of Adrian Mole)

"Another triumph for David Walliams. His books are a breath of wonderful fresh air." (The Sun)
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My kids loved it, I play stories to them in bed so I can watch my soaps works a treat

Ratburger

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Kids loved it...went on a four hour round journey. ....Great entertainment. ..highly recommended to all

Great book on a journey. .

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Would you listen to Ratburger again? Why?

it is the best book ever but the deamon dentest was realy good to and i recormend to lisen to this audible it is funy sad happy all in one. zoe was a vety brave girl and rarge the shop owner is just so funy and is in all his books

What other book might you compare Ratburger to, and why?

the deamon dentist is compared to ratburger is becus of the evilest woman in the deamon dentest and the evilest man in the world is in ratbuger

What about David Walliams’s performance did you like?

he is a grate rader and dose grate voices and my best performance was when he plays rarge

Was this a book you wanted to listen to all in one sitting?

yes it was a realy funy book

Any additional comments?

best book ever!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ; )

best audible ever

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I think it’s a really great story with unusual characters. I would recommend it to children over 7 as it has some scary parts.
By Henry

Amazing Armitage by henry(9)

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Fabulous! A funny and touching story full of surprises along the way. Get listening NOW!


Get listening..you'll not want to turn it off!

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I loved it was funny and heart warming at some bits I thought the slobbing was gross

awesome

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It is an amazing book my daughter loves it and does not go to sleep without it she loves all David walliams books and loves this story if I say no to her she will fight if I don't give it to her🤣

So I myself would deffinetly recommend it 👍 👌😂

It is a great book world recommend it👍👍

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Fabulous book. Our children truly loved it. David W delivered yet again. Ratburger brings the best emotions out in children. We definitely recommend it!

Fabulous book!

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THANKS SO MUCH DAVID WALLIAMS FOR WRITING ✍️ THIS BOOK I WOOD ALLWAYS RECOMMEND IT FOR ANYONE OR ANYTHING AND ITS SUITABLE FOR ALL AGES EXCEPT LIKE UNDER SIX

AMAZING AMAZING AMAZING 🤩!

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One of the best books in history! Highly recommend this book to a child who loves action.

Amazing

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