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  • Seven Things Not to Do When Everyone's Trying to Kill You

  • The Tale of Bryant Adams, Book 2
  • By: Megan O'Russell
  • Narrated by: Jacob McNatt
  • Length: 7 hrs and 7 mins

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Seven Things Not to Do When Everyone's Trying to Kill You

By: Megan O'Russell
Narrated by: Jacob McNatt
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Summary

Being a wizard is hazardous to your health.

Things not to do when being tracked by murderers:

1. Do not drag the girl you’re in love with into your deadly mess.

2. Do not accept a bag full of money.

3. If you do accept said bag of money, don’t be dumb enough to shove it down the back of your pants.

4. Do not get into a battle with the evil lunch lady.

5. Do not start a war in a tourist hotspot.

6. Do not let your dad find out you’re a wizard.

7. Do not under any circumstances, no matter how desperate things might seem, let Eric Deldridge convince you to break into the library and seize control of the magical world.

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©2019 Megan O'Russell (P)2023 Ink Worlds Press
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