
Slayer Bowl
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Narrated by:
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Luke Daniels
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By:
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Kevin Johnson
About this listen
1 Hero + 2 Pizza Cutters vs a World of Monsters!
Sam Wynbrook was a nobody—a shy pizza baker with gaming skills and zero life prospects, until alien warriors hijacked Earth to host their brutal championship: SLAYER BOWL.
Armed with two trusty pizza cutters, a potted basil plant, and an attitude problem, Sam must hack, slash, and smart-mouth his way through legions of savage monsters in a cosmic tournament broadcast to trillions.
Every quarter brings new horrors: blood-thirsty beasts, doping warriors, corrupt ref-bots, and pizza kaijus. (Yes, you read that correctly.) Pizza Kaijus.
With no respawns or resets, Sam must level up to survive and carve a path to victory.
Packed with savage monster battles, supercharged weapons, irreverent humor, pop culture, and explosive action… SLAYER BOWL delivers the foul-mouthed, square-jawed, action hero you’ve been searching for!
Ready Player One meets Dungeon Crawler Carl in this cosmic underdog story.
©2025 Kevin Johnson (P)2025 Kevin JohnsonListener received this title free
very very punny story
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