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Southern Belle Insults

By: Keke Palmer, Jasmine Guillory
Narrated by: Keke Palmer
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Summary

2022 SOVAS Award Finalist for Audiobook Narration—Short Story Anthology—Best Voiceover and Author Performance—Best Voiceover

BETRAYAL. PASSION. MAGIC. And…WIGS! From the sparkling imagination of gifted entertainer Keke Palmer and her iconic alter ego, Lady Miss Jacqueline, comes a hilarious modern fairy tale about a wilting violet, a clash of personalities, and a multitude of hair.

MY DEAR FRIEND JANET

Poor Janet and her fifty shades of beige. At least her inner voice, the sensational Lady Miss Jacqueline, is coming out in an outrageously funny short story about magic, courage, and—oh honey—the wigs!

FROM THE DESK OF LADY MISS

Hopelessly sad and lightly drab Janet takes a spin with Lady Miss Jacqueline in this hysterically funny short story of a magical wig that turns a wallflower into the flashiest bulb in the room. Does Lady Miss go too far? Always!

CHELSEA’S WERK WEEK

According to Lady Miss Jacqueline, her dear friend Janet is killing it. But appearances deceive in this sharply funny short story about best-laid plans, dirty blondes, and living life in all caps.

KERI ON THE LOOSE

There’s a bold new Janet in town. Let Lady Miss Jacqueline spell it out for you: F-I-E-R-C-E.

But there’s a lesson to be learned in this fabulously off-the-wall short story about life on the edge.

SOPHIE DREAMS BIG

Starry-eyed Janet is enchanted by her new wig, but Lady Miss knows her dear friend will soon be caught in a tangle of doubts in this whimsical short story about courage, self-worth, and confidence.

©2021 THAKIDZ LLC. (P)2021 Brilliance Publishing, Inc., all rights reserved.
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Very funny

One of the funniest things I have heard in a while. Definitely recommend. Keke palmer is so talented !

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Fun, hilarious, inspiring

I am absolutely obsessed with this; might have to listen to it again every time I need a laugh or a confidence boost. I would really recommend it! This was a fun, fast, whimsical contemporary fantasy with loads of character comedy and an inspiring message. Also would give KP’s delivery six stars if I could.

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Funny, Sassy, Entertaining

This is like when your best friend is telling you a crazy story that you don't want to end. The voice acting is great and I totally got sucked in... full of highs, lows, subtle wit to punchy one-liners that just catches you off guard the whole way through. I was thoroughly entertained and would definitely recommend this for a short and sweet bit of comic relief that you didn't know you needed.

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The inspiration I needed

Funny and smart, this book helped me to boost my self confidence again. Deep and hilarious book. Highly recommended.

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I really enjoyed this.

I would love to see this as a Netflix series! and I would like to be in it 🤣🙂🤣

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