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  • Sucks to Be Me

  • First Fangs Club
  • By: Kristen Painter
  • Narrated by: B.J. Harrison
  • Length: 10 hrs and 1 min
  • 4.6 out of 5 stars (102 ratings)

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Sucks to Be Me

By: Kristen Painter
Narrated by: B.J. Harrison
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Summary

When 49-year-old Belladonna Barrone’s mobbed-up husband does her the favor of dying in a car accident, she thinks she’s finally free of the crime family she unwittingly married into. Then the boss tells her that she has to complete her husband’s last job before that freedom is truly hers.

No big deal, she figures. Until things go south in ways she never imagined. Suddenly she’s thrust into a whole new world that makes the mob look like kindergarten. Vampires and werewolves are real? How is that freaking possible?

Her dreams of a new life disappear faster than wine at book club as more problems arise from her husband’s dark dealings and the unbelievable complications caused by her supernatural entanglements. Only her strength and determination (and some wild new friends) will see her through this next chapter, but the odds are against her.

How much more can her life suck? She’s about to find out....

©2020 Kristen Painter (P)2020 Kristen Painter
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Sucks to be me

enjoyed this first in the series going through the day to day life of becoming a vampire the eye opening thing about her new life funny and easy to listen to waiting to see what happens about Big Joe will she wont she with the FBI agent starting book 2

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Wonderful adventure

Having read this series 5 or 6 times now, I enjoy it more each time I listen. I would love to hear more about the characters stories

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Love this series

Who knew midlife could be such a fun journey especially being turned into a vampire

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A story not just a sex romp.

finally, a book that holds my attention from start to finish. Loved the reader. Full marks from me.

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Loved this story.

Loved this book. Great story, fun characters and just the right amount of back story. I’m looking forward to the next instalment. This new genre is so enjoyable.

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Sucks to be Me

Really enjoyed this and am looking forward, eagerly, to the next in the series. BJ Harrison was as good as he always is.

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heading optional?

I found it difficult to like the main character,but overall an interesting story, if a bit predictable.

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Enjoyable

Have listened to this series twice now, excellent narration. Have enjoyed this escapism into another genre.

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Good listen

I really enjoyed this first in series and looking forward for more to come! I hopefully won’t have to wait too long...

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Fantastic

I’ve had this since release and only just got around to listening.
I loved every minute of it and although I was a bit wary of BJ Harrison narrating especially as the MC is female he was excellent at all the voices. I enjoyed listening so much I bought book 2 and now I am eagerly awaiting book 3 🙂

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