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The Beautiful Poetry of Donald Trump

By: Robert Sears
Narrated by: Jon Culshaw
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What if there's another side to Donald Trump? A sensitive, poetic side? Driven by this question, Rob Sears began combing The Donald's words for signs of poetry.

What he found was a revelation. By simply taking the President's tweets and transcripts, cutting them up, and reordering them, he unearthed a trove of beautiful verse that was just waiting to be discovered.

This collection will give listeners a glimpse of the Trump's innermost thoughts and feelings on everything from the nature of truth to what annoys him about Cher - and will reveal a hitherto hidden Donald, who may surprise and delight both students and critics alike.

©2017 Robert Sears (P)2017 Canongate Books Poetry Funny

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Markus Aureleous lives on. These poems only cover the first year, we need the complete annoyed works

Clearly the Poet Philosopher of our age

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This shows somewhat the character of the author; some crude, some blunt, some opinionated thoughts, in other words fairly interesting.

You'll have to admit he is an hero of all times

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The best poet in the world ever….. nobody has ever been a better poet or president…… you’re fired

The sincerity

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Sayings of Trump
Like bouquets from New York
(Flowers are great women love them but always go big)
Some of them may be bad poems I don't know
I'm a businessman and im a great great reader
A lot of people aren't aware of that

Genius work that is truly revelatory of the man

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I really enjoyed this, a nice short listen I can focus on. I’m currently in hospital with a broken ankle, and it made me laugh out loud.

My only criticism is that the formatting is wrong. Several of the poems overlap chapters, and a few of the haikus haven’t been given their own chapter at all.

Hilarious

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Had to switch off. Could not stand Jon Culshaws terrible Trump impersonation.
However, some people may like it.
If I could've given zero stars I would have.
Maybe I should have previewed it first. 🤣

Rubbish

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Cannot believe we're charged this amount of money for thirty two minutes. Is this real?

32 minutes. 32 minutes ffs.

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