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The Best Thing You Can Steal [Dramatized Adaptation]

By: Simon R. Green
Narrated by: Christopher Walker, Henry Kramer, Holly Adams, Peter Holdway, Scott McCormick, Terence Aselford, John Kielty, Rob McFadyen, Kay Eluvian, Rayner Gabriel, Jenna Sharpe
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Summary

Welcome to London, but not as you know it. A place where magics and horror run free, wonders and miracles are everyday things, and the dark streets are full of very shadowy people....

Gideon Sable is a thief and a con man. He specializes in stealing the kind of things that can't normally be stolen. Like a ghost's clothes, or a photo from a country that never existed. He even stole his current identity. Who was he originally? Now, that would be telling.

One thing's for sure though, he's not the bad guy. The people he steals from always have it coming. Gideon's planning a heist, to steal the only thing that matters from the worst man in the world. To get past his security, he's going to need a crew who can do the impossible...but luckily, he has the right people in mind. The Damned, the Ghost, the Wild Card...and his ex-girlfriend, Annie Anybody. A woman who can be anyone, with the power to make technology fall in love with her.

If things go well, they'll all get what they want. And if they're lucky, they might not even die trying....

Performed by Christopher Walker, Scott McCormick, Jenna Sharpe, John Kielty, Rayner Gabriel, Terence Aselford, Henry Kramer, Holly Adams, Peter Holdway, Kay Elúvian, Rob McFadyen, Eric Messner, Lydia Kraniotis and Michael John Casey.

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One of the best books I listened. Great stories and twist at the end. Narrator and characters are brilliant sounds like you’re really listening to a movie. Highly recommend

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Fun, engaging entertaining.

Great performance, non irritating narration, great soundscapes, fun story with engaging characters that I cared about.

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Really enjoyed this great story and brilliant characters. Not sure what else to write but have to add these words to submit the review...

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WHAT a clever, fun ride! Heist of a lifetime!

incredibly well performed, and the sound effects were spot on. I loved entering this 40s/50s style detective/crime/supernatural world. The twist at the end was a complete surprise, incredibly well crafted. Characters we care about (sometimes despite ourselves) and jaded villans we love to hate. Priceless find... almost as priceless as the stuff the team wants to steal... In short, very high recommend. Once again, a free audible book leads to me spending dosh binging on everything else the author has written. Excuse me, I'm off to make another audible purchase! : )

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Great listen

This was such a fantastic listen, I really enjoyed it.
Even though it’s not my usual subject.

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Weird and wonderful

That is it. That is my review. I would love to watch this in the Cinemas 😄

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Have a listen you may like it

This was a really good story but very different from what I am use to love the main cast

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A great story that hooks you from the start!

I love a full cast drama with a twist and this is the best I've listened to in ages. Highly recommend that you give it a go.

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Good heist story with a supernatural twist

Good heist story with a supernatural twist. Story not overly complex. Great performances with the right voices for the characters.

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Entertaining listen

Then production was fantastic and all the voice actors were great. The story is fun though a little simplistic.

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