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The Dragon Squisher

By: Scott McCormick
Narrated by: Adam Fuller
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Summary

“Before I can begin my tale, you need to know about the king's panties.”

So begins the epic adventure of 14-year-old Nigel, digger of latrines, shoveler of poop, and the single greatest threat to all the humans, elves, and halflings of Esteria.

Nigel needs to escape from military school. Who can blame him? After all, the king just declared war on the gorks, and he's pretty sure his latrine-digging skills aren't going to be much good on the front lines.

Problem is, Nigel's escape efforts have a way of backfiring, taking him further from home, and destroying, well, pretty much everything that gets in his way. By the time he and his arch-frenemy are banished from the kingdom and sent on an impossible quest for a (probably bogus) magical artifact, the humans of Esteria find themselves longing for the good old days when they were merely being annihilated by Lord Smoron.

Book one of the Nigel Chronicles, The Dragon Squisher tell the story of how Nigel, his too-perfect comrade Lance Hightower, and Eldrack, a female gork prisoner with a well-earned grudge against humans, usher in a new era of chaos and magic.

©2019 Scott McCormick (P)2020 Audible Originals, LLC.
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About the Creator - Scott McCormick

About the Creator

Scott McCormick: When he’s not flustering emus or stymying mambas, Scott McCormick enjoys annoying his children until they tell their mother. He also writes. He writes all kinds of stuff. Some of it is good. He wrote the Mr. Pants series of graphic novels. Those were good. You should totally check them out. So are the books he writes for Audible, including Rivals! Frenemies Who Changed the World, and its sequel, Rivals 2. He’s also excited about his first novel, The Dragon Squisher, which is just as funny and squishy as it sounds. Scott lives on the western edge of the easternmost part of southern North Carolina, right smack in the middle of it all.

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a favourite of my 7 year olds

my son has listened to this 6 times !! it must be good. I'm sure he will listen again

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love it

really funny love the different vocals for different characters a story in the land of the hobbit

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Amazing

I loved the enthusiasm the reader seemed to have, it really made it an amazing story. I would recommend it to people who enjoy adventures, comedy and fantasy.

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funny good narrating and amazing story!

it took a few nights to finish but that doesn't stop it from being a great book! the plot was amazing

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Funny and brilliant!

What if your fantasy book was actually a history book? What if it all actually happened in the past? And now you're faced with a great adventure yourself? But is it that great? Will there be any dragons? Giant spiders? Rings? Or mountains?

A brilliant book for younger audience, fun story, lots of laughter. And for the older audience who read all the fantasy classics, it's still fun and it holds some references here and there. Without spoiling anything, I wholeheartedly recommend. And I tip the hat to the author for the wit and sense of humor.
Not forgetting about the great narrator.

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Best book EVER!

Loved the comedy in the book and the narrator did all the characters voices AMAZINGLY!

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Everything 5 stars

My boys ages 10 and 7 loved this story. Funny, engaging and interesting characters

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One of the best adventure story I've ever heard!

this was an incredible story for me and my family to listen to over time.

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the dragon crusher

good spoof of Lord of the rings, with many alternative events, but good fun though.

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brilliant loved every minute.

I got this book for my 9.5 years old but also enjoyed listening as an adult. highly recommended

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