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  • The Unintentional Adventures of the Bland Sisters

  • The Jolly Regina
  • By: Kara LaReau
  • Narrated by: Rosalyn Landor
  • Length: 2 hrs and 40 mins

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The Unintentional Adventures of the Bland Sisters

By: Kara LaReau
Narrated by: Rosalyn Landor
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Summary

In the spirit of A Series of Unfortunate Events and the Incorrigible Children of Ashton Place series, The Unintentional Adventures of the Bland Sisters will captivate middle-grade listeners looking for humor, hijinks, and a swashbuckling good time. Meet Jaundice and Kale Bland, two sisters who avoid excitement at any cost. Together, they patiently await the return of their parents, who left on an errand years ago and have never returned. One day, the Bland sisters are kidnapped by an all-female band of pirates. They're unwillingly swept into a high-seas romp that might just lead to solving the mystery of what happened to their parents. With Roald Dahl-esque wit, this new series is for listeners who are looking for an anything-but-bland adventure.

©2017 Kara LaReau (P)2017 Dreamscape Media, LLC
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"Each pirate's unique voice adds to the atmosphere. Fatima, the cook, is especially well developed as she displays emotions ranging from meanness to hurt feelings to friendliness - -with a fine singing voice to boot! Arghh, matey, 'tis real treasure." ( AudioFile)

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