
Welcome to Hell
Tasmanian Special Forces Group, Book 1
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Narrated by:
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Emily Woo Zeller
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By:
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C. R. Daems
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Jolie was 3 when she found she was ugly and deformed.
She was 5 when she found she was a subhuman and an outcast. She was 7 when five boys and two girls dragged her out of the orphanage and beat her unconscious, leaving her lying bleeding and broken in the street.
She was content to lie there and die, tired of being hated and abused. But a frail old man with wispy white hair and a long beard wasn't content to let her die. He not only saved her, but he adopted her and passed on his unique martial art to her.
She was 20 when she headed to Delphi, the center of the United Systems of Perileos (USP) and the planet of her birth father, to find her place in his society.
Based on her unique upbringing, she decides to join the USP military, requesting to be assigned to the Tasmanians SFG, an elite all-male unit. The military brass is reluctant to deny her request and admit their enlistment contract permits bait-and-switch assignments. Instead, they agree to let her enter the school, thinking she couldn't possibly succeed - a Chihuahua competing against Rottweilers — and plan to make an example of her when she fails.
Although Jolie is small, she is not what she appears. But can her adopted father's art enable her to survive the treachery of the military brass, the grueling of the school, the prejudices of the instructors, and the testosterone of an all-male class.
And if she succeeds, can she thrive in the high-octane and all male environment of the Tasmanians?
©2020 C. R. Daems (P)2020 Podium PublishingGood story, strong heroine
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A female Chuck Norris.
Story is bit corny, but still a good read.
A good yarn
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Unputdownable
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Thoroughly enjoyable
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Totally kick arse!
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The characters are fine, there are some baddies but there's never any military ethics or PTSD. Everyone is enthusiastic, loves war and agrees with the main character. The main character is very much written in the I'm-not-like-those-other-girls style and immediately assumes no other woman can accomplish what she has because they are women.
She also claims to be raised in a unisex manner but plays up to a lot of female stereotypes for her male friends amusement. Her dialogue in a non-military setting isn't great. You want to skip the post-mission storytelling bits by skipping to the end of the chapter. They're only a few minutes but cringeworthy and painful but everyone cheers and applauds (as they do whenever the main character says anything in a non-military setting).
The world also makes no sense. You have a multi-planet spacefaring empire of largely humans and they train their elite troops in small unit tactics and knife fighting. They even get sent against an otherwise undefeatable group of bow and arrow wielding jungle folk. They have drones. They have infra-red. Jungle bandits wouldn't keep killing off every army unit sent at them.
On top of that the conflicts are small and the units sent in are always undersized. "They're planning a planetary rebellion. They've got hundreds of people. We'll send a few dozen." I'm not sure there was ever a "war" with over 1,000 people involved.
The plot is episodic but works well to get the characters in different situations and make them tense and exciting.
The narrator is also quite slow. Even if you don't normally speed up I'd recommend at least 1.1x speed. I usually listen at 1.05x and that still felt too slow.
It may sound like I've trashed this book, and I sort of have but the reason I've given it 5 stars is despite all of that stuff it is fun! Like really Fast and Furious, Point Break or Con Air, it's madcap dumb fun that you can just sit back and enjoy without engaging your brain too much.
GI Jane in Space but Fun
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Look forward to more of the series.
What a Good Story and performance
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Refreshingly honest and storyline that draws you
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Welcome to Hell
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Like it and don't know why
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