In this episode of ColdPickle Nachos:

We break down all the KD rumors and try to make sense of which teams are serious, and which teams are seriously annoying.

We outline what we need to feel good about a KD return package, and which options will have us feeling like we're navigating the ravaged streets of a dystopian future (that probably broke out when Rudy Gobert did something dumb).

And, of course, we play a fun little game about NBA wingspans. Because not everything has to be about Kevin Durant all the time, okay?

In this episode:

We have a positive take on a Phoenix Suns press conference?

We play "Book Report", a game that unearths some incredible and not so credible facts about the one-and-only Devin Armani Booker. Then, we break down if we should pay him all the money or trade him now while his value is high.

We break down recent rumors and take a closer look at what San Antonio could offer in a Kevin Durant trade.

And we congratulate Matt Ishbia on his crowning achievement of not being Vivek Ranadivé.

In this episode:

We try to come to terms with Jordan Ott being named the new head coach of the Michigan State Suns, and what it may mean for the franchise.

We break down our thoughts on the organization, and grapple with the existential dread we face as middle-aged Suns fans with no titles in our history and no clear path for the future.

We discuss some recent trade rumors and other Suns news, like Ryan Dunn winning the Dan Majerle Hustle Award.

We put our GM hats on to play the new hit game, "I desperately need Kevin Durant, that old injured bum."