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Hot White Heist

By: Adam Goldman
Narrated by: Bowen Yang, Alan Cumming, Cynthia Nixon, Shannon Woodward, Jane Lynch, Bianca Del Rio, full cast
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  • Summary

  • Please note: This podcast is intended for adults only. It contains explicit language, sexual references, and adult themes. Discretion is advised.

    Deep under Seattle’s Space Needle in a hidden bunker sits the most valuable substance on earth: Barack Obama’s sperm. And Mark Zuckerberg’s. And Stephen Hawking’s. In case of global catastrophe, the US government has been storing sperm samples from some of history’s greatest minds (and also some politicians).

    Hot White Heist follows Jude “Judy” Fink (Bowen Yang) and a crew of misfits from across the LGBTQ+ spectrum as they attempt the stickiest heist in history. Why? To help a lesbian cult finance a top-secret project, of course. Featuring an all-star, all-queer cast, Hot White Heist is the first and only podcast about a sperm bank heist. What else do you need to know?

    Created and written by Adam Goldman, directed by Alan Cumming, and produced by Broadway Video, Club Cumming Productions, and Adam Goldman, Hot White Heist stars Saturday Night Live’s Bowen Yang, along with Cynthia Nixon, Abbi Jacobson, Jane Lynch, Margaret Cho, Bianca Del Rio, MJ Rodriguez, Shannon Woodward, Stephanie Beatriz, John Cameron Mitchell, Tony Kushner, Cheyenne Jackson, Jonathan Bailey, Peppermint, and Brian McCook as Katya Zamolodchikova.

    Hot White Heist returns for season 2 on March 7! Pre-Order now
    ©2021 The Broadway Video Group, LLC. (P)2021 The Broadway Video Group, LLC.
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Episodes
  • Episode 0: Trailer

    Episode 0: Trailer
    Jun 1 2021
    This original podcast will be available on June 17th.

    Hot White Heist follows Jude “Judy” Fink (Bowen Yang) and a crew of misfits from across the LGBTQ+ spectrum as they attempt the stickiest heist in history. Featuring an all-star, all-queer cast, Hot White Heist is the first and only podcast about a sperm bank heist. What else do you need to know?
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    1 min
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  • Episode 1: Let Me Tell You About the Bunker

    Episode 1: Let Me Tell You About the Bunker
    Jun 17 2021
    The US government has been storing sperm samples from our best and brightest (and also some politicians) under the Space Needle. A secretive group of lesbians needs to steal some of those samples. Why? What for? Fabulous bored grifter Judy Fink is about to find out.
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    32 mins
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  • Episode 2: I'm In

    Episode 2: I'm In
    Jun 17 2021
    Judy and Jack recruit a team of queer amateur experts to help them liberate some very expensive material from the United States Seed Registry.
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    23 mins
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Oh my god I love this!

This is brilliant - hilarious throughout and with real poignant moments. I wish it was longer 😍

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Delirious sperm heist

I listeneted to all the episodes at once because I really wanted to know what was going to happen. It's a bit of a mission impossible style but oh so wrong. I'll probably listen to this again!

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yes, absolutely yes. more please!

finished it on one sitting. Bowen Yang and Abbi are one of the best choice actors. please make more!

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great storytelling

I loved everything the story,the acting.I laughed a lot while listening.i wish was more episodes

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Excellent, funny and its free!

A well plotted, sharp and funny podcast series which stands up to repeated listening and it is free. If they did a sequel I would sign up for it immediately.

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love it!

fun and very well done production with plenty of references which I'm sure I missed some

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Yassss Queen, werk!!!

Good camp fun. Glad I came across this one 🍆 Nice to hear some familiar voices.

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Whacky

very funny if very bizarre.
completely unrealistic of course but a fun way to spend my commute.

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outrageous

I loved every second of this one. The humor is on point, the character acting is great, the plot is wonderful. I didn' know I needed this in my life. my heart is full.

thanks Joseph Fink for the rec u.u

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WAY outside my usual listening but loved it

I can say from the outset that this is a story and genre that I would not usually give a second glance to when skimming through the listings.
However I decided to give it a listen as it was included - AND laughed the whole way through. Completely and utterly outrageous in story, plot, characters and narration. It is one of the best audios that I have listened to and would hope that the author and narrators come together again for another WHITE HOT HEIST!!!

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