Episodes

  • Prologue - What the heck is 'How (not) to make a Podcast'?
    Dec 4 2021

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    Dan and Carli decided to make a podcast... but what is it? They still have no idea but here's them trying to explain it to you. Wet your taste buds and see if their flavour is for you. Season 1 will be released every Sunday starting December 5th.

    If you like us, check us out on the social medias:

    Instagram: @HowNotToMakeAPodcast
    Twitter: @HowNotToMakeOne
    Reddit: r/HowNotToMakeAPodcast

    Hosts: Carli Green & Daniel Wyatt
    Artwork: Sean Burke (@Zer0gart)

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    21 mins
  • Episode 1 - Beginning with Teas of Friendship
    Dec 5 2021

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    Dan and Carli hit record and start their journey towards making a good podcast. Names and ISPs are pondered over, RuFest is discussed, games are played... does any of it make for a good podcast?

    Carli's Dissertation - bit.ly/3Ih3SqO

    If you like us, check us out on the social medias:

    Instagram: @HowNotToMakeAPodcast
    Twitter: @HowNotToMakeOne
    Reddit: r/HowNotToMakeAPodcast

    Hosts: Carli Green & Daniel Wyatt
    Artwork: Sean Burke (@Zer0gart)

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    1 hr and 2 mins
  • Episode 2 - "Miles!"
    Dec 12 2021

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    Dan and Carli are on the second week of recording and still aren't sure on a name! In this episode they manage to deliver on promises from last week... and fail on others. Expect an introduction to who the heck they are, their recommendations on what to watch and smooth jazz, alongside some general chatter and a short story for good measure.

    Mentioned:
    Chernobyl (https://bit.ly/3om4Mua)
    Sweet Tooth (https://bit.ly/3GlJ93r)
    Loki (https://bit.ly/3dk1fq3)
    The Falcon and the Winter Solider (https://bit.ly/3EucRCB)
    WanderVision (https://bit.ly/3Dv65Lr)
    American Gods (https://amzn.to/3dlWL2c)

    If you like us, check us out on the social medias:

    Instagram: @HowNotToMakeAPodcast
    Twitter: @HowNotToMakeOne
    Reddit: r/HowNotToMakeAPodcast

    Hosts: Carli Green & Daniel Wyatt
    Artwork: Sean Burke (@Zer0gart)
    Gee Smooth Jazz by Kammertone (https://bit.ly/3lBL3oi)

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    1 hr and 3 mins
  • Episode 3 - We love you, Beth Cooper
    Dec 19 2021

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    Dan and Carli invite their first guest to the show; their performer friend Beth Cooper. Conversation turns to the performer industry and self-consciousness, before descending into chaos once again with the introduction of Dan's Dirty Jokes, shocking stories from Beth's past love life and a short story about one intriguing spy.

    If you like us, check us out on the social medias:

    Instagram: @HowNotToMakeAPodcast
    Twitter: @HowNotToMakeOne
    Reddit: r/HowNotToMakeAPodcast

    Hosts: Carli Green & Daniel Wyatt
    Artwork: Sean Burke (@Zer0gart)
    Gee Smooth Jazz by Kammertone (https://bit.ly/3lBL3oi)

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    1 hr and 2 mins
  • Bonus Episode - We are 'Christmasists'!
    Dec 26 2021

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    A week before Christmas 2021, Dan and Carli sit down to learn about some unusual cultural festivities, discuss their messy Xmas parties and give an impromptu performance of a Christmas poem.

    Mentioned:
    Bonsai Ko - https://bonsai-ko.co.uk
    Post from @sophielucidojohnson about humans in the winter - https://bit.ly/3HcNq9H
    Document (not an Insta post) including Festivity images - https://bit.ly/3Ev7z9l
    Little Tree by E. E. Cummings

    If you like us, check us out on the social medias:

    Instagram: @HowNotToMakeAPodcast
    Twitter: @HowNotToMakeOne
    Reddit: r/HowNotToMakeAPodcast

    Hosts: Carli Green & Daniel Wyatt
    Artwork: Sean Burke (@Zer0gart)
    Gee Smooth Jazz by Kammertone (https://bit.ly/3lBL3oi)

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    1 hr and 1 min
  • Episode 4 - Angry at the World
    Jan 4 2022

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    Dan and Carli continue debating the name of the podcast before launching into an episode of worldly musings. The pair both bring some strange news articles to the table, discuss potential jingles to decorate the podcast with and Carli's writing failures.

    Mentioned:
    Google Maps Article - https://bit.ly/3pVJBQs
    Broccoli Man article - https://bit.ly/3eXFqgJ
    Broccoli Man interview - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3Ojxs6XKILM

    If you like us, check us out on the social medias:
    Instagram: @HowNotToMakeAPodcast
    Twitter: @HowNotToMakeOne
    Reddit: r/HowNotToMakeAPodcast

    Hosts: Carli Green & Daniel Wyatt
    Artwork: Sean Burke (@Zer0gart)

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    1 hr and 7 mins
  • Episode 5 - Jingles!
    Jan 9 2022

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    Dan and Carli are starting to get into the swing of things this episode with some brand new jingles. There are many things to discuss this week: the origin of Dan and Carli's friendship, more weird news and how the developing editing skills are going. All before plunging into possibly the strangest piece of writing Carli has ever done...

    Mentioned:
    Outlet Bus Fine Article - https://bit.ly/3F1TNep
    Bodega from the Yogscast - https://bit.ly/3n2mVME

    If you like us, consider checking us out on the social medias:
    Instagram: @HowNotToMakeAPodcast
    Twitter: @HowNotToMakeOne
    Reddit: r/HowNotToMakeAPodcast

    Hosts: Carli Green & Daniel Wyatt
    Artwork: Sean Burke (@Zer0gart)

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    1 hr and 3 mins
  • Episode 6 - How to end a Friendship
    Jan 16 2022

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    It's a hot summers day... so Dan and Carli decided to record another episode. Underscored by smooth jazz, the pair discuss the sleepy thoughts of Carli, more strange news and some of the dirtiest jokes. Dan also sets the wheels in motion for the most excruciatingly embarrassing season finale for Carli.

    Mentioned:
    Antivaxer debunked by Doctor TikTok - https://bit.ly/3F0McN7
    Washed up Garfield phones article - https://bit.ly/3eYp07Q
    The Canadian Rubber Duck article - https://bbc.in/3HJEk4p

    If you like us, consider checking us out on the social medias:
    Instagram: @HowNotToMakeAPodcast
    Twitter: @HowNotToMakeOne
    Reddit: r/HowNotToMakeAPodcast

    Hosts: Carli Green & Daniel Wyatt
    Artwork: Sean Burke (@Zer0gart)

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    52 mins