Episodes

  • Dead Birds and Digeridoos

    Dead Birds and Digeridoos
    Jun 26 2025
    This week's bonus episode takes place in the Vernon-Smith residence, sparking a heated discussion between Jonathan and William about town versus country. Plus, a discussion about the luxury way to treat your house staff, and the unexpected perils of an outdoor mirror. The two wrap things up with a very luxury live sea shanty performance, because why not?

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    28 mins
  • Arguments

    Arguments
    Jun 25 2025
    William and Jonathan explore how to enter an argument in a becoming and sophisticated fashion. They revisit old spats, including with a flatmate, a bar lady, and a very out of his depth electrician who thought he could go toe-to-toe with Jonathan. Plus, advice on how to handle keyboard warriors, and when to (if ever) admit that one’s got it wrong.

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    40 mins
  • Sauna Celeb Spotting and Ball Management

    Sauna Celeb Spotting and Ball Management
    Jun 19 2025
    In this week's bonus episode, William and Jonathan kick things off with a discussion on the pros and cons of naturism, before William regales Jonathan about a very saucy interaction with a secret celeb. Plus, an important discussion on whether removal companies are luxury or not, and how to deal with misbehaving balls.

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    28 mins
  • Holidays

    Holidays
    Jun 18 2025
    In this week's episode, William and Jonathan discuss holidays. The two trade tips on the most luxury locations, and give listeners advice on everything from souvenir shopping to bridging US/UK divides. Plus, William balks at Jonathan's choice of holiday accommodation, and a cleaning product is confused with a different kind of lubricant.

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    43 mins
  • Book Readings and Canine Proceedings

    Book Readings and Canine Proceedings
    Jun 12 2025
    In this week's bonus episode, Jonathan brings exciting news about a new addition to the Vernon-Smith home - and it's not only his copy of William's book. The two scour said book for any references to JVS, who has some feedback to give William on the book's structure. Plus, the two compare their very executive sleepwear.

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    28 mins
  • Clothes

    Clothes
    Jun 11 2025
    In this week's episode, William and Jonathan discuss clothing - everything from the genesis of their signature styles, to the most executive swimwear. Brogues are, of course, discussed in copious detail, as well as ideal wedding attire. Plus, there are no holds barred when William and Jonathan critique one another's outfits.

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    38 mins
  • Deickes, Yanks and Roundheads

    Deickes, Yanks and Roundheads
    Jun 5 2025
    In this week's bonus episode, William and Jonathan host the podcast via their executive telephones, from New York and Hertfordshire respectively. William provides some fascinating insights into luxury life across the pond, and the two give some advice to a listener caught in a posh/common identity crisis. Plus, a listener weighs in on pronunciation problems, and some cutting edge circumcision chat is had.

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    23 mins
  • Restaurants

    Restaurants
    Jun 4 2025
    In this episode, William and Jonathan discuss the dos and don’ts of restaurant etiquette - everything from bills to baby-led weaning. Plus, William considers an alternative career, and battles with an uncharacteristically potty mouth.

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    46 mins