Kings of The Road

By: Scott Hawkins and Andrew Gaer
  • Summary

  • We are two friends who went on a road trip around the United States 20 years ago to serve churches. We kept a journal as we traveled and are reading through the journal and remembering our adventures. Listen and laugh with us as we go back in time and inspire others to go on an adventure.

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Episodes
  • Celebrating 50 Episodes: Road Trip Fiascos, Gator Myths, and Catchphrase Chronicles
    Sep 25 2024

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    Ever wondered how a road trip in a Lazy Days motorhome and a hilarious misreading of "Flo Rida" could make for an unforgettable podcast episode? Join Andrew and me as we celebrate our 50th milestone by reminiscing about our podcasting journey. We also dive into some lighthearted banter about our Wordle addiction and those amusing slip-ups that make life all the more interesting. And don't miss the laugh-out-loud story of a Catchphrase game that solidified my relationship with Emily.

    Brace yourself for an adventurous detour as we take you through the swamps of Florida, where our encounters with exotic birds and fearless locals fishing near alligators had us both awestruck and amused. Listen as we humorously dissect the legend of evading gators by zigzagging and draw some unexpected parallels to wartime tactics of the Queen Mary. Just when we thought our journey couldn't get any crazier...

    Our adventure takes a chaotic turn when our motorhome is rear-ended, leaving our pooper tank in a precarious state. Picture the fire department cleaning up the mess and a local celebrity named Elio bringing some comic relief amidst the chaos. With the help of a tow truck driver, we managed to salvage the situation and continue our journey, albeit with a newfound wariness of Florida's red fire ants. Tune in next week to see where our travels take us next, but for now, buckle up and enjoy the ride!

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    37 mins
  • Wrestling Gators and Chasing Nostalgia: A Florida and California Tale
    Sep 18 2024

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    Ever wondered what it's like to wrestle a hippopotamus in a Florida swamp? Join us, Scott Hawkins and Andrew Gaer, as we embark on a thrilling escapade through the wilds of Florida, facing off with alligators and tackling the unique challenges of creating and absorbing sound simultaneously. Amid the excitement, we touch on the real-life seasonal hurdles of living in Southern California, particularly during fire and mudslide seasons. Tune in for a hilarious recount of how we narrowly dodged a house fire, thanks to a quirky electrical mishap, and plenty of our signature humor and offbeat anecdotes.

    Next, we take you on a heartwarming and nostalgic trip to Orange County, California, where we explore an 800-square-foot house surrounded by lush fruit trees and a rich history. As we delve into the emotional journey of its owners moving closer to family, we discuss the property's hefty $3.9 million price tag and the potential for new developments. Plus, you'll hear about our laid-back day by the pool during a Florida road trip, complete with Thanksgiving leftovers and reflections on the joys of home and family.

    Finally, ease into the leisurely lifestyle of Florida with us as we compare it to California's hustle and bustle. From the amusing lack of innovation in Florida to the high cost of living in California that pushes people to work harder, we offer a lighthearted yet insightful comparison. We also touch on the unique social behaviors in the Midwest shaped by extreme weather and wrap up with a playful parenting tip—using embarrassment to build resilient and confident kids. Don't miss our fun Halloween costume challenge and motivational advice for parents to step out of their comfort zones.

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    32 mins
  • Florida: Unforgettable Gulf Adventures and Heartwarming Holiday Moments
    Sep 11 2024

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    What’s the secret to a truly hilarious wedding tradition? Discover how Scott Hawkins and I, Andrew Gaer, manage to keep our friendship fresh with a unique ritual: one free slap at each other’s weddings. We reminisce about our latest social media sensation, the tortilla slapping challenge, that had everyone in stitches, and my often futile attempts to keep a straight face amidst Scott's antics. This episode is packed with laughter, as we navigate through our camaraderie and the silly moments that define our bond.

    Relax with us on a perfect day at a private beach club on the Gulf, enjoying the pre-set chairs, towels, and the carefree charm of golf cart rides with Scott and Judy. Tune in as we recount intense euchre games where Judy's competitive spirit shines, and look ahead to Thanksgiving in Estero, Florida, starting with the Macy's parade. Finally, indulge in our spirited debate on the greatest dip of all time, and imagine the ultimate dip-only party. Plus, hear the heartwarming Thanksgiving story hosted by the remarkable 84-year-old former Rockette, Rita, proving age is just a number when it comes to bringing joy and togetherness. Join us for an episode filled with laughs, nostalgia, and mouth-watering dip discussions.

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    28 mins

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