"PROBABLY WHAT I LIKE BEST ABOUT HOGS IS THE FREEDOM. YOU KNOW, YOU BUY A LOT LESS GAS WITH A HOG. AND, UNLIKE AN AUTOMOBILE, SOMETIMES A HOG WILL HELP YOU FIND TRUFFLES!" - GRUFF JULEP

If you've ever mounted a big boy and felt the rumble between your legs, you're Jack. If you've never experienced the sensation but are intrigued, you're Dan. That is essentially the theme of today's episode.

Jack's got an adventure, and the ending is yet-to-be-determined, but that doesn't stop him from bringing us the story of his quest to become a world-famous electric motorcycle racer... our at least a licensed motorcycle drive.

And if you thought that was all, you'd be dead wrong. Because hog-enthusiast Gruff Julep finds his way into the studio while looking for a restroom, and hilarity ensues.

On top of all that, we have two amazing bands who break up the voices with their dulcet tones:

• NANO PAX - LIVE AT TREMBLING MIND FESTIVAL
• BILLY MOTHERBOARD - COCONUT

And as always, thanks to the great Tony Ferraro for our original intro and outro music.

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"I'LL HAVE YOU KNOW THAT THE ANCIENT ANCESTOR OF THE MODERN CHINCHILLA WAS A PURE KILLING MACHINE, AND GREW TO BE AS BIG AS TWO, SOMETIMES THREE CHINCHILLAS!" - Persimmon Ranger

We've all have them: icons of our youth, heroes of our generation, role models whose models we role. They glow in the light and often provide a path that we follow, or at least we try.

Unfortunately, sometimes those people we admire end up doing some pretty terrible things, and we have to pretend like we never had a thing for them in the first place. OR we can do what then courage boys Jack and Dan do, and that's put them on blast.

This week we pull out our master blasters, and do just that.

And in a special treat, an unknown yet very important Power Ranger stops by the studio to put us in our place.

On top of all that, we have two amazing bands who break up the voices with their dulcet tones:

• TONY FERRARO & DANIEL MARKHAM - AGGRESSIVE MARKETING CAMPAIGN
• ELEANOR COLLIDES - SILENT ROOM

And as always, thanks to the aforementioned, the great Tony Ferraro for our original intro and outro music.

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"YOU SEE A CREAMPUFF IN A DIFFERENT COLORED JERSEY? YA PUNCH EM! OTHER TEAM BRINGS A MARCHING BAND? YA PUNCH EM! YOU SEE THE OTHER TEAM’S MASCOT? PUNCH EM!" - JOE D’LAURA-PALMER

It's been a minute, but only because things are heating up this summer for the boys who seek the hawks of a tom.

In this return from break, Jack regales us with tales of his sporting quests, and brings up some fun sports hypotheticals that could bring joy back to a joyless game.

The show ends with a visit from a legend! Thanks to Dan's inability to quit spending money online, the MST Studio is visited by Joe D'Laura-Palmer, All-American College Quarterback.

On top of all that, we have two amazing bands who break up the voices with their dulcet tones:

• SPRINGWORKS - POCKET THEORY
• AUDFO - SOULS

And as always, thanks to the great Tony Ferraro for our original intro and outro music.

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Jack & Dan