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Self Center

By: Matthew Chauncey
Narrated by: Kim Cattrall, Judy Greer
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 Meg Everman (Judy Greer) has spent her entire life putting herself second to everyone around her - and she’s over it. Pushed over the edge by her mother’s (Jane Lynch) unexpected passing, Meg scores a coveted invite to a weekend wellness retreat hosted by SLF-CNTR, an online lifestyle brand Meg’s not sure if she loves... or loves to hate. Leaving her ego-centric husband and daughter (Andy Richter and Hari Nef) behind, Meg and her new friend Shruti (Aparna Nancherla) head out for a weekend of rejuvenation and relaxation at the palatial, Ojai estate of SLF-CNTR’s charismatic founder, Enid Hargrove (Kim Cattrall). But Meg and the other retreat guests soon learn that everything is not as it seems, and eerie clues begin to hint that Enid’s health and beauty secrets are anything but natural.“Self-care,” under Enid’s direction, quickly starts to look a lot like torture, and if Meg wants to get out of her “restorative weekend” alive, she’ll have to confront the personal demons she’s long ignored... and some other demons she may be surprised to learn are all too real.©2021 Conaverticals, LLC 2021 (P)2021 Audible Originals, LLC 2021 Dark Humour Literature & Fiction
Episodes
  • Episode 1: Your Own Good

    Episode 1: Your Own Good
    Jan 13 2022
    On the eve of her 40th birthday, Meg Everman is forced to confront her own mortality when her mother dies during what she describes as “routine, plastic surgery.” Stuck in a funk as middle age looms, she seeks solace in SLF-CNTR, an aspirational wellness brand that promises to help its customers center themselves in their own narratives.
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  • Episode 2: The Summit

    Episode 2: The Summit
    Jan 13 2022
    After purchasing a SLF-CNTR wellness tracker Meg’s confronted with a surprising diagnosis - she’s in premature menopause. Looking to turn back her ticking clock, she braves the crowds of insufferable, SLF-CNTR devotees at the brand’s inaugural, wellness summit.
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  • Episode 3: Give Yourself Permission

    Episode 3: Give Yourself Permission
    Jan 13 2022
    Meg’s husband and daughter begin to grow worried when she doesn’t return home from the SLF-CNTR Summit. Little do they know, Meg and her new friend, Shruti, are en route to an exclusive, weekend retreat at Enid Hargrove’s Ojai estate. But their weekend gets off to a rocky start, when some unsettling behavior seems to indicate that this weekend of “rest and relaxation” may not go down as advertised.
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A cutting satire of online wellness cults, which undermines itself by allowing its protagonist to learn and grow from the bloodsucking cult which the story is critiquing.

Weird, humorous, but contradictory

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i like the story must then the MC. it was just okay and the joke was okay. the world was okay. like the story and everything was okay.

good base but just okay

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Funny, silly, dark humour about wellness cults. Really enjoyed it, as it was easy to listen to.

Prepare for laughs

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The story centred around todays popular lifestyles - relatable! I found the dark and twisty turns rather interesting! Absolutely loved the characters and found them hilariously funny! Really enjoyed!

loved it!

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Well that was funnier than I expected, worth the time kill at work! recommended if you don't know what to listen to

Better than I expected

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I was skeptical at first but the story worked out well even if far fetched. It was however fantastically read and a great listen.

Very entertaining

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Meg is our everywoman who ends up at a wellness retreat from hell, it is a fun dark comedy that satrises the ridiculousness of the industry. I particularly enjoyed Kim Catrell as the Gwyneth Paltrow-type centre of the comedy, Enid

great fun- dark comedy about the wellness industry

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Very funny. Really enjoyed the show. Good actors, good humour, very entertaining. would recommend

Great stuff

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Well scripted and narrated, great characters all the way through with unexpected plot twists and turns

Hilarious!

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Listened to it all in one go and had a very entertaining time. So funny! The voice performances were fab and kept me interested in the story

Very Entertaining evening

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