On today’s episode of The Therapy Crouch, it’s chaos, carnage, and caravan fantasies as Abbey Clancy and Peter Crouch return with their usual mix of hilarity and home truths.

From Father’s Day flops to weekly moans, the couple covers everything from Abbey's missing makeup and teen daughters who steal, to Peter’s viral golf video trauma and some eyebrow-raising confessions about canal boats.

A listener's story of a first kiss that turned into a lifelong love sparks one of the most wholesome tangents yet, until it’s derailed by a chat about Transformers, flannel pyjamas, and a furious pillow dispute.

We’ve got parenting pandemonium, a DIY birthday Glastonbury, and “chucky egg”… whatever that is.

So if you’re in need of a laugh, a moan, or just want to hear Peter whisper “Decepticon, climb on bed,” this one’s for you.

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On today’s episode of The Therapy Crouch, it’s dating disasters galore as Abbey, Peter and Producer Ross wade through a swamp of relationship red flags, chinchilla chaos, and unexpected nudity.

Fresh off a dreamy couples’ getaway to Ibiza (or should we say “I-bee-fer”?), the trio are recharged and ready to tackle the weirdest, wildest stories from the world of modern dating. From being farted on mid-date to a rogue naked cereal eater, no story is too outrageous. Abbey reflects on dolphin encounters, parenting guilt stats, and the couple’s haunted honeymoon in the monsoon.

Plus, listener dilemmas range from boyfriends clinging to ex’s hoodies to how to handle the nocturnal blanket thief in your bed. And in a Reddit-fuelled rollercoaster, we hear tales of vomit, wigs, passionate stalkers, and romantic rejection at first sight. You’ll laugh, gasp, and maybe double check your own dating app profile…

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Join Pete & Abbey for another Therapy Crouch episode packed with dilemmas and belly-laughs. From launching a “No Knobs” dating database and conquering the 12 Buffets of Christmas to planning a solo Western ranch adventure for the big 4-0, the gang dish out unfiltered advice on love, life and wardrobes that never stay tidy.

Plus: pot-smoking partners, falling for your best friend and which Premier League club Pete secretly wishes he’d played for...

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