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Three Bean Salad

Three Bean Salad

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 A podcast from comedians Mike Wozniak, Henry Paker and Benjamin Partridge. Each week the three beans tackle a different theme, suggested by the listening audience.Copyright Three Bean Salad
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  • Old Wives' Tales

    Old Wives' Tales
    Jun 25 2025

    The presumably unreconstructed Nick of Chicago feeds “Old Wives’ Tales” into the Bean Machine which spew-jects it just at the moment the beans are after a topic so that’s what it is. Is there no such thing as an “Old Husbands’ Tale” because husbands have no tales? Or because they typically die younger and therefore before reaching tale-telling maturity? The beans don’t know and make no effort to go into it whatsoever.

    With thanks to our editor Laura Grimshaw.

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    1 hr and 1 min
  • The Sixties

    The Sixties
    Jun 18 2025

    They say if you remember the 60s then you didn’t really do yourself any serious brain damage in the 60s. Perhaps someone in that situation would be well placed to offer some thoughts on arguably the most famous decade of all time. Gabby of Worthing eschews such a source and instead seeks definitive banter on the 60s from the three beans who, between them, own almost one Lovin’ Spoonful CD.

    With thanks to our editor Laura Grimshaw.

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    Get in touch: threebeansaladpod@gmail.com @beansaladpod
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    1 hr and 6 mins
  • Moths

    Moths
    Jun 10 2025

    The beans have avoided it for as long as possible but Roddy of London has spoken and what he spake is “Moths”. This could be a fearsomely difficult listen for anyone with a loathing of moths or this podcast. The beans, however, are inexorably drawn to lukewarm banter just as the badger is drawn to the dual carriageway and so they chat the chat that must finally be chatted.

    With thanks to our editor Laura Grimshaw.

    Join our PATREON for ad-free episodes and bonus/video episodes: www.patreon.com/threebeansalad

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    Get in touch: threebeansaladpod@gmail.com @beansaladpod
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    1 hr and 6 mins
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Love this podcast as it is wonderful hear the friendly, funny banter and the oddball takes on topics listeners send in.

Great wit, laugh out loud funny with more than a hint of darkness. Just brilliant.

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A whimsical little pod with a contrasting cast and is just pure joy and escapism

Lukewarm banter that’s sure to please

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