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Lovable loser Chris waits tables by day and dreams of making something better of himself by night. But, under the almighty, oppressive rule of The Board and their divisive caste system, it's nearly impossible. That is until his super-geek pal and fellow waiter, Forklift, hits upon a foolproof scheme: steal their employer's ultra-popular, top secret recipes and sell them on a black market internet site.

Contained in this self-help audiobook, are the ancient words of wisdom and success principles that have been passed down for generations. These ancient words of wisdom and laws of success provide a framework for you to truly live a better life no matter what your present situation is today. The 12 immutable laws discovered by Pontus, The Silk Merchant, can help anyone to better guide their life and lead a more happy and fulfilled existence today.

The worst part isn’t being dead, but finding a job. Francis Lee Lemons wakes up in the land of the dead, unemployed and bored. As a criminal in his life in modern America, he figured that the best plan in his afterlife is to stick to what he knows. But getting in with the local crime syndicate - run by an 1800s gunslinger, Alicia - isn’t that easy.

What if you could re-experience the life of anyone you wanted, just by looking at a photograph? What if the last person who should ever have that gift uses it to re-experience gruesome murders? Meet our not-hero. He claims to never kill with his own hands, but even serial killer aficionados get bored...especially when they run out of A-material. When he meets Jack, another loner psychopath who shares his 'peculiar interests,' it might be a marriage made in heaven...but what does Jack want exactly? And even if Jack likes the crime, will he do the crime while our hero watches?