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  • 500 Funny Quotes for Women

  • Inspirational Quotes to Boost Your Mood Instantly & Make Your Day a Little Happier!
  • By: Stan Hardy
  • Narrated by: Jill Rolls
  • Length: 1 hr and 32 mins
  • 5.0 out of 5 stars (4 ratings)

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500 Funny Quotes for Women

By: Stan Hardy
Narrated by: Jill Rolls
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Summary

Want to come in a good mood instantly? Need some funny and uplifting quotes with many of the truisms from our everyday lives? Looking for a gift that everyone likes? Then, this is the book for you!

Funny quotes are great; they allow us to take a quick break, relax, and take life a bit easier. And who doesn’t need those in today’s hectic life? Whether you are looking for an innovative way to cheer yourself up and deal with the daily stresses, stay focused and motivated, or simply trying to find a fantastic gift for a friend or a loved one, 500 Funny Quotes for Women could be a perfect choice!

Here are what this book will offer you:

  • 500 funny quotes explicitly selected for Women
  • A collection of quotes carefully chosen from numerous sources arranged by themes
  • An easy book that you just pick up anytime start anywhere and always enjoy!
  • Uplifting quotes to instantly boost mood and make you chuckle!
  • A perfect gift to bring laughter and joy to the family, friends, and colleagues
  • Wisdom and inspiration while being amused
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What an awesome book!

I truly enjoyed listening to "500 Funny Quotes for Women"! I've heard some of the quotes before but most of them were new and almost all of them were really funny! They made me laugh out loud many times because it was as if someone was talking about my life and my experiences. Sometimes I check online for funny quotes; it takes time, many quotes are from anonymous sources, most of them are not really funny. With "500 Funny Quotes for Women", I have a high-quality, well-organized collection of very funny quotes that I can listen to during commuting to the office (yes, I do that sometimes even these days!), relaxing at home, going for a walk, etc. I even use the quotes in the meetings and gatherings, if they fit the context, and most people love that! Anyway, I liked the book very much and highly recommend it. I also got the other book from Stan Hardy with "500 Funny Quotes for Men". Same experience, had lots of fun!

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Smart and shape quotes !

I loved this audiobook which is a collection of quotes that have been cautiously and sharply chosen. Just as for the men version, this women version covers 24 different topics, from beauty to business and money. My favorite one is the following " People who think money does not buy happiness just don't know where to shop".
A nice and amusing joke collection !

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Great book, you must have this!

I grab this audiobook for my wife. She had a mood swing problem but after listening to this audiobook her mood up instantly. Amazing!

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Funny quotes

This audiobook is full of funny quotes. I enjoyed listening to it. It covers different areas of life such as friendships, children, education, health, etc. It’s very uplifting. Amusing!

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