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Dry Hard

By: Nick Spalding
Narrated by: James Langton, Elizabeth Knowelden, Billie Fulford-Brown
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Summary

From the bestselling author of Fat Chance and Checking Out comes a hilarious story about giving up…but definitely not giving in.

Kate and Scott’s marriage has always been a lot of fun, with alcohol at the heart of it. After all, what’s more entertaining than a good laugh and a large drink…or six?

But recently, those relaxing drinks have become more crutch than comfort - and the couple have almost forgotten how to talk to each other sober.

Then their teenage daughter Holly uploads a video of their humiliating drunken escapades, which gets picked up by YouTube superstar PinkyPud - and goes horrifyingly viral.

In a last-ditch attempt to prove to the world they’re more than just boozy idiots, Kate and Scott quit alcohol completely. But with Holly’s… er… ‘help’, what begins as a family promise soon escalates into a social media phenomenon: #DryHard!

With the eyes of the Internet upon them, can Kate and Scott stay teetotal - and save their marriage in the process?

©2019 Nick Spalding (P)2018 Brilliance Publishing, Inc., all rights reserved.
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Not his best

Was OK, some good surprises, some predictable outcomes, ending was very predictable and abrupt.

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Another winner from Nick Spalding

I have grown to adore the two or more person voices of the Nick Spalding's Audible versions of his books. This one made me laugh out loud. Poor people next to me in traffic.

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Not bad

A suitable read for those wishing to moderate their own drinking - with some LOL moments. Narration was OK.

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easy listening

Another brilliant laugh out loud book by this author. Really enjoyed listening to it.

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Great listen

Loved this book. Made me laugh out loud. Really sad when it ended and will look for other books by this author

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Worth the time spent listening!

Not Nick Spalding’s best and a bit OTT in places, but still funny and enjoyable.

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very entertaining

I have really enjoyed both the story and the performance. This book gave me a giggle or two when I needed it what more can you ask for!

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Entertaining story, great performance

Not the quickest or most engaging story but one I’ve enjoyed listening to. Having three actors made a big difference.
I’d recommend it but wouldn’t say it’s a must own.

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brilliantly funny

Another funny story by Nick Spalding, couldn't put it down, cant wait to read another book.

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Very Funny!

This book was brilliant!
It had me laughing out loud walking down the street on many occasions whilst also having my biting back tears in others!
Fantastic book, good to break up heavier reading/listening!

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