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  • Edger

  • By: David Beem
  • Narrated by: Vikas Adam
  • Length: 11 hrs and 18 mins
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By: David Beem
Narrated by: Vikas Adam
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Summary

Meet Edger (Ed-jer), a 26-year-old gadget retail dork destined to become the world’s first superhero!

His superpower: The ability to channel the Collective Unconscious, a psychic network connecting the living and the dead. In his arsenal are the skills of Bruce Lee, the strength of Samson, the wisdom of the ages...and the dancing chops of Michael Jackson - including that one twisty foot move, crotch grab, and fedora tilt.

But there's a catch...Like every psychic superpower to get administered through a hypodermic needle, this one comes with a prick. Someone seems to have misplaced the booster necessary for stabilizing his superpower. Without it, Edger has three days before his brain turns to pudding.

Join our Dork of Destiny as he overcomes the world’s greatest butt, two rival Cluck-n-Pray gangs, an evil cow, a Green Bay Defensive Tackle, rifle-toting assassins - and a pair of stoners who inadvertently create the world’s first supervillain after a wild night on Twitter!

©2018 David Beem (P)2020 The Audio Flow
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