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Fing

By: David Walliams, Morgana Robinson
Narrated by: Sophie Thompson, Adjoa Andoh, Nitin Ganatra, Stephen Mangan
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Summary

The jaw-achingly funny children’s book from No. 1 bestselling author David Walliams – a deliciously daft Tall Story of a child who had everything, but still wanted more.

Meet the Meeks!

Myrtle Meek has everything she could possibly want. But everything isn’t enough. She wants more, more, MORE! When Myrtle declares she wants a FING, there’s only one problem… What is a FING?

Mr and Mrs Meek will do anything to keep their darling daughter happy, even visit the spooky library vaults to delve into the dusty pages of the mysterious Monsterpedia. Their desperate quest leads to the depths of the jungliest jungle where the rarest creatures can be found. But will they ever find a FING?

An explosively funny, totally surreal Tall Story about two perfectly nice parents and their unbelievably monstrous daughter from the phenomenal bestselling author David Walliams.

©2019 David Walliams (P)2019 HarperCollins Publishers Limited
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Captivating

This wonderfully told book captivated my 5 year old son from start til end. Certainly recommended.

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Wierd

I absolutely hated the book
Honestly it was the worst book I have ever read in my entire life and believe me I've read a lot starting from Peter rabbit. Now we are really getting into the convo. Hate it
That's all I have to gloriously say on this royal day.

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Fingk about it👀👀👀👀👀🎱🎱🎱🎱🎱🎱🎱🎃🎃🎃🎃🎃🎃

Did you get the joke? Fingk about it. Anyway this was a very good book and that Murtle got what she needed in the end.😟😱😱😱😱😱😭😭😭😭👧👦👧👥👥👩👩👷 that was Murtle

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Hi I’m only 10 so don’t come at me if I have any spelling mistakes!

THIS IS A GREAT BOOK, AN DI DIDN’T SAY IT WAS THE BEST BECAUSE CODE NAME BANANA IS THE BEST BOOK YEEEEEEEET

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Ok

It was ok it wasn’t as exciting as the other I have read but I would recommend it

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Amazing sound affects!!👌🏻

Hi.I gave this book 5 stars because I think it is really funny and the sound affects were amazing.Love the plot to.❤️❤️❤️

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Fing

Monstrous fun for kids. Kids will love it and most of all they'll want MORE. BEWARE!

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Fingtastic

My daughter loves this she is 9, so not easily entertained. Good fun and will keep to listen to again.

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Its Fingtastic

Fid you get the joke 💀 😀 : 🥰 g j k k j j is k d j

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Brilliant

My granddaughter loved this audio book. Perfect for bedtime.
Great voices for the character's. Can't wait to hear Ratburget.

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