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Fing

By: David Walliams, Morgana Robinson
Narrated by: Sophie Thompson, Adjoa Andoh, Nitin Ganatra, Stephen Mangan
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The jaw-achingly funny children’s book from No. 1 bestselling author David Walliams – a deliciously daft Tall Story of a child who had everything, but still wanted more.

Meet the Meeks!

Myrtle Meek has everything she could possibly want. But everything isn’t enough. She wants more, more, MORE! When Myrtle declares she wants a FING, there’s only one problem… What is a FING?

Mr and Mrs Meek will do anything to keep their darling daughter happy, even visit the spooky library vaults to delve into the dusty pages of the mysterious Monsterpedia. Their desperate quest leads to the depths of the jungliest jungle where the rarest creatures can be found. But will they ever find a FING?

An explosively funny, totally surreal Tall Story about two perfectly nice parents and their unbelievably monstrous daughter from the phenomenal bestselling author David Walliams.

©2019 David Walliams (P)2019 HarperCollins Publishers Limited Action & Adventure Fiction Growing Up Growing Up & Facts of Life Humorous Fiction Literature & Fiction Monsters Scary Stories Scary Comedy Funny Witty

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This wonderfully told book captivated my 5 year old son from start til end. Certainly recommended.

Captivating

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I absolutely hated the book
Honestly it was the worst book I have ever read in my entire life and believe me I've read a lot starting from Peter rabbit. Now we are really getting into the convo. Hate it
That's all I have to gloriously say on this royal day.

Wierd

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Did you get the joke? Fingk about it. Anyway this was a very good book and that Murtle got what she needed in the end.😟😱😱😱😱😱😭😭😭😭👧👦👧👥👥👩👩👷 that was Murtle

Fingk about it👀👀👀👀👀🎱🎱🎱🎱🎱🎱🎱🎃🎃🎃🎃🎃🎃

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THIS IS A GREAT BOOK, AN DI DIDN’T SAY IT WAS THE BEST BECAUSE CODE NAME BANANA IS THE BEST BOOK YEEEEEEEET

Hi I’m only 10 so don’t come at me if I have any spelling mistakes!

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It was ok it wasn’t as exciting as the other I have read but I would recommend it

Ok

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Hi.I gave this book 5 stars because I think it is really funny and the sound affects were amazing.Love the plot to.❤️❤️❤️

Amazing sound affects!!👌🏻

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Monstrous fun for kids. Kids will love it and most of all they'll want MORE. BEWARE!

Fing

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My daughter loves this she is 9, so not easily entertained. Good fun and will keep to listen to again.

Fingtastic

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Fid you get the joke 💀 😀 : 🥰 g j k k j j is k d j

Its Fingtastic

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I liked fing and it was funny when murtle said more,more,MORE I just like David walliams

Funny fing

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