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How to Sell a Haunted House

By: Grady Hendrix
Narrated by: Jay Aaseng, Mikhaila Aaseng
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Summary

Your past and your family can haunt you like nothing else… A hilarious and terrifying new novel from the New York Times bestselling author of The Final Girl Support Group.

Every childhood home is haunted, and each of us are possessed by our parents.

When their parents die at the tail end of the coronavirus pandemic, Louise and Mark Joyner are devastated but nothing can prepare them for how bad things are about to get. The two siblings are almost totally estranged, and couldn't be more different. Now, however, they don't have a choice but to get along. The virus has passed, and both of them are facing bank accounts ravaged by the economic meltdown. Their one asset? Their childhood home. They need to get it on the market as soon as possible because they need the money. Yet before her parents died they taped newspaper over the mirrors and nailed shut the attic door.

Sometimes we feel like puppets, controlled by our upbringing and our genes. Sometimes we feel like our parents treat us like toys, or playthings, or even dolls. The past can ground us, teach us, and keep us safe. It can also trap us, and bind us, and suffocate the life out of us. As disturbing events stack up in the house, Louise and Mark have to learn that sometimes the only way to break away from the past, sometimes the only way to sell a haunted house, is to burn it all down.

©2023 Grady Hendrix (P)2023 W. F. Howes Ltd
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Engaging story, great for free listen

I enjoyed this book. It was narrated well. Horrorstör by Grady Hendrix is particularly good though.

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Brilliant narration

Brilliant narration and audio ! Story was a little more odd than expected haha but still a enjoyable audio ! Kept wanting to listen !! Always a good thing !

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certainly different

Not the usual haunted house story, loved it, many twists and turns, definitely keep it

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DEFINITELY A MUST READ

A perfectly paced story with scare factors and meaningful moments, this book gives you both the thrill you look for in this genre whilst also providing heartfelt and beautiful bits that will make you think. The sense of fulfilment at the end is strong :)

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Impressed beyond words.

Reddit bought me to this book and I was absolutely amazing, loved the fast pacing , the characters and the narration was absolutely exceptional.

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Wasn't for me

After seeing good reviews I thought I would give it a listen. The storyline for me wasn't that great and found the narrator quite irritating, especially when putting the child and puppets voice on, then screaming to inpersonate the child, Pulled my headphones out several times as the sound irritated me.

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My fave by Hendrix

Slightly slow start but so worth it ! Loved this book , a great campy horror as you would expect from Hendrix but one that also gets you in the feels. Kakawewe!

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Great as always

Grady Hendrix books just seem made for audio. I love the narrators, and I love the mix of contemporary with folkloric horror. This one is good fun as usual, and the villain is particularly creepy. Enjoy.

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Goosebumps for adults

Easy listening horror story with a couple of effective moments here and there - some annoyances with the writing, Hendrix needs to lay off the dialogue tags a bit.

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Creepy Creepy Creepy

I actually gasped out loud a few times when listening to this. It certainly tapped into to many of my childhood and if I am honest adult fears. On the edge of my seat from beginning to end. Can't say much more without spoilers.

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