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Jerry's Book Sucks: The Book

By: Jay Sigler, Justin M. Woodward
Narrated by: Ryan Drean
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Summary

Rob and Jerry were merely coworkers until one happy hour changed their lives forever. Both trying to impress a girl, they enter into a bet - Jerry’s sweet office up against Rob’s editing services. The competition was fierce until....

Okay, seriously, I can’t continue with that crap. As you can probably guess, I lost the stupid bet and had to edit this stupid book. I’ve written - but never edited - a book before. But a bet is a bet, so here it is. An intergalactic tale filled with absurd - yet somehow very familiar - characters and an even more ridiculous but predictable plot - guy loves girl, girl loves guy, monster loves girl, monster steals girl and tries to kill guy. And oh yeah, there’s the whole thing about the universe hanging in the balance of potential destruction.

Jerry didn’t care too much about the editing process; heck, he didn’t even give the thing a title. He left that part up to me, so I came up with the most accurately truthful title I could think of:

Jerry’s Book Sucks: The Book

From the author of Tamer Animals, The Variant, Candy, and Rotten Little Things, and the author of Train Thoughts and Unsettled.

©2019 This is Fun! LLC (P)2019 This is Fun! LLC
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Ever wondered what it would be like to travel through time and space as a pot of goo? How about making love with a younger version of yourself? Well, this book has you covered. Jerry’s book sucks is a hilarious adventure that takes you throughout the galaxy on a wild ride that never slows down to let you catch your breath. And the footnotes are hilarious.

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