
Klutz: Phoenix Down
But Did You Die?, Book 1
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Narrated by:
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Bridget Bordeaux
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Jake Bordeaux
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By:
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Sedona Ashe
About this listen
After I rescued these jerks from a plane crash, you’d think they’d be nicer to me.
I die, like all the time. My track record of hilarious, freak-accidental deaths would be impressive if it weren’t so embarrassing.
And when I come back, I’m naked. Every. Dang. Time.
After my plane was sabotaged and crashed into the jungle, I rescued five male survivors from the wreckage.
I could have let them die, but no, I decided to pull their stupid carcasses from the wreckage. I’m immortal, not a monster.
Yes, they’re hot; now is not the time to do something about that.
The five sexy jaguar-shifters are on a mission to locate someone, a rare phoenix-shifter. Phoenix, the legendary creature, reborn every time it dies. Wait…
…Could they be looking for me?
It doesn’t matter since they walked away and left me to die in the Amazon rainforest. A place full of interesting new ways for a klutz like me to die. Surviving the jungle is harsh, but it’s nothing compared to how they have treated me.
And the worst part?
It turns out these bullies are my fated mates. Yep, I must be cursed.
I can’t wait to escape the jungle and leave these guys behind, but another part of me is begging to love them...
Was the Amazon always this hot?
But Did You Die is a comedy-filled, bully (first book only) paranormal-romance series that includes shifters, a mysterious underground society, and incredibly clumsy Phoenix. Follow Amaryllis as she discovers who she is and "collects" her soulmates along the way! This novel is the first in a new series that is packed with humor, adventure, and passionate scenes to entice and thrill you!
The series will have a happy ending...it will just take a little while to get there!
©2021 Sedona Ashe (P)2022 Sedona AsheGreat series start
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great book.
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I really enjoyed it
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Bridget Bordeaux, Jake Bordeaux Performance is beyond perfect. Their voices are strong, clear and smooth. They did all the characters tones perfect you were able to know who is who
A gripping humours story
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Team Bordeaux have taken this book to the nxt level…. Love listening to their accents for each of the characters
But did you die??
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Klutz: Phoenix Down
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To make this story even better listening to Jake and Bridget Bordeaux is fantastic. Jake’s Scottish accent is brilliant! The guys also all have a slight difference so you know exactly who is talking which just adds to the enjoyment. Highly recommend!
Hilarious Bully RH
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so this girl in the beginning has a pull towards this guy's and everything was instant on her part.
she ends up dying 3 times between chapter 1 to 9 3rd time due to suicide as she was going to die anyway due to snake bite as she didn't get attention from them while being lost and she was following them, thinking this shitty guys would be grateful to her for protecting them with her life (cause of death the other 2 times) she should them with her body each 5 guys. one time multiple bullet wounds. least make them work for it. but no as soon as she returned to life cuz phoenix. they want her and what did she do get down and dirty. they still didn't apologize just what the shit is this.
just wish there was a warning towards abusive cold-blooded men and stupid easy frustrating heroines
the girl has no self respect
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We’re missing a lot of backstory and don’t know much about any of the characters. I think that will come in the second book.
The narrators are ok. The man delivers every line in the same forceful tone and cadence, which is grating.
Some good steamy scenes towards the end.
I’ll probably read book two at some point but they’re so short that they don’t really feel worth an Audible credit.
Ighthearted and short
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