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My Head Teacher Is a Vampire Rat

By: Pamela Butchart
Narrated by: Susan Calman
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About this listen

The third title in the brilliant series by Pamela Butchart.

Izzy and her friends have been plunged into more primary-school craziness. This time, they decide that their new head teacher is a vampire rat, based on his being slightly scary, having the blinds drawn in his office during the day and the fact he's banned garlic bread at lunchtimes.

Now they just have to come up with a plan to vanquish him....

Hilariously narrated by Susan Calman!

©2015 Pamela Butchart (P)2017 Nosy Crow Ltd Action & Adventure Fiction Growing Up Growing Up & Facts of Life Humorous Fiction Literature & Fiction Comedy Adventure Funny

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Critic reviews

"As accessible as it is hilarious." ( The Independent)
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I loved it! It was super funny and imaginative! I highly recommend it to EVERYONE!

HILARIOUS

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I love this book 📖.
I think it is such a wonderful story to share with others.
I would recommend this book to anyone who likes drama and comedy 🎭.

AMAZING 🤩

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Reviewed by my 9 year old daughter ..."Simply wonderful darling ;) !!" Great story, funny even for adults!

Wow!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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I liked chapter 5 so funny!! thank you for this wonderful book I absolutely love this amazing book!

the story so good!

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My grandchildren loved the book and said the narrator sounded like their grandma!! Grandma loved the book too and we were very suspicious about Mr Graves but glad it all had a happy ending (no spoilers!!) 😃

We loved the book

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I liked Izzy and Jodi
I didn’t like the garlic bread issue with mister grayves

Mister grayves

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This book was the best ever I have to say THAT WAS KILLING IT BABY!!!
If I was on strictly 10, 10, 10, 10!!!!
This was an amazing story with all the rats loose in the school and the new headteacher with the... but I must say no more.

VAMPIRE RAT INVASION!!!!!

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Love all of the whole series but this is by far my favourite on init

Amazing

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I love all the Izzy books and this one is one of my favs + the narrator it very good

It’s a great book :)

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I liked that it was scary but in the end the headache wasn't a vampire.

Investigation and spying

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