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Schmidt Happens

By: Ross O'Carroll-Kelly
Narrated by: Rory Nolan
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About this listen

Brought to you by Penguin.

I've had some pretty bad New Year's Eves in my life. But this one was officially...The! Worst! Ever!

My wife had just given birth to a baby that wasn't mine. My son had just walked out on his bride-to-be on the eve of their wedding. And my old dear was making threats of revenge against me for allowing her to choke on the olive from her breakfast martini.

Throw into the mix three infant sons who were banned from every public park and children's play centre in the city; a father who was working with dodgy Russian business interests to put himself in the Taoiseach's office; and a daughter who was about to do something truly shocking - even by her standards.

But then, one day, totally out of the blue, I received a very unexpected phone call....

And let's just say that Schmidt got real.

©2019 Ross O'Carroll-Kelly (P)2019 Penguin Audio Literature & Fiction Funny Comedy Witty Feel-Good

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Hilarious from start to finish. Had me in tears laughing .. From the writing to the narrating.. Superb!!!

Would give it 6 stars if possible!!

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love the accent for Ronan, listened to it on a bus at four am and feel over laughing

looked the way loose ends for plots are pulled together and how there's continuity with the previous book.

the twins make the story all the better, Ross is the same old right t brain that eventually works out for the better.. ish ( Charles and his election).

ROCK rules !

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I love reading all Rock books, but it was just amazing to hear Rory Nolan bring Ross to life in such an excellent delivery.
I would love all the books to be put into audiobook format.
This is a great book, I have come to expect nothing less from Paul Howard. The character development has stayed true to self throughout years of writing and this book is no different. You will belly laugh your way through this one.
Thank you for always delivering!

Hilarious

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seriously funny story and great narration. Can't wait for Braywatch. More Audible books please, start at the start!

Laugh out loud

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its brilliantly written.. hilarious, witty and entertaining AF. If you are Irish, you have to give it listen.

5 stars

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So funny I laughed out loud throughout. Love Honour & Obey is something people would actually follow.

Typical rossmister!!

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As per usual with Ross it was mental non PC and bloody fantastic - I actually feel part of his family.
Nick

Ross meister General

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loved it, brilliant stuff, as a limerick man living in south Dublin this book is an education!

rosser, amazing as focking always

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Love the book and the performance is spot on. Please....PLEASE......... PLLLEEEASE record the back catalog!!!!!!!

For the love of all that is holy.. Please do more!

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Another great instalment in the RO’CK series.
Took a little while to get used to Rory Nolan’s version of the characters having been used to listening to Paul Howard’s weekly podcast but after the first chapter I grew to love his interpretation of each.

Listening to this as an audiobook really adds to the story also. Definitely worth listening to even if you’ve read the book already.

A great laugh

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