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Divorced Not Dead

By: Harper Ford
Narrated by: Lesley Sharp
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About this listen

'Hugely relatable!' Heat

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We’re going to need a bigger drink…

Meet Frankie: fifty, divorced and getting back on the horse.

After leaving Twatface – her husband of twenty years – she's starting again from scratch. And when her son also flees the nest for university, Frankie decides it’s time to throw herself back into the dating game with a vengeance.

On best friend Bel's recommendation, Frankie signs up to two dating apps: one for love, another for casual hook-ups (because why the f**k not?!).

However, as she navigates this new frontier of catfishing, kittenfishing, ghosts, GILFs and everything in between, she realises the whole dating thing has changed quite a bit – and it really is a bloody jungle out there…

Will Frankie find love on the apps? Or the perfect shag?

Or – if there’s any justice in the world – both?

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‘A blast!’ Daily Mail

‘A no-holds-barred, honest romcom.’ Platinum

‘Hugely relatable!’ Heat

‘An unfiltered, hilarious book… highly recommend!’ Best

©2023 Harper Ford (P)2023 HarperCollins Publishers Limited Family Life Friendship Genre Fiction Literature & Fiction Romance Romantic Comedy Comedy Fiction Funny Heartfelt Witty Feel-Good Divorce

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I brought this as I was in a place where I definitely needed a pick me up and this was perfect. The characters are brilliant and you can relate to them and their situations. On the back of this I’ve even booked a little trip just for me to Lincoln to visit the cathedral and Steep Hill! It was read fabulously too, such an amazing combination of pure genius with a great story that is so well written and read that I have listened many times and can still feel the emotions. Brilliant author, great writing and narration. Love, love , love this! 🤗

Absolutely brilliant!!!

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Such a great listen! It was funny, sad and entertaining. Loved the narrator felt like she was connected to the main character.

Loved it!!

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I loved this book. I’m not one for leaving reviews but felt it necessary for this book. I have laughed but the tender moments were emotional. I have been angry and joyful. This book took me on a journey which I hoped wouldn’t end. I’m looking for more titles. This author. Brilliant.

Ridiculously funny and real.

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I really enjoyed this book. I liked the reader too. Off to search for more from this author

Great read

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An easy but entertaining listen, lighthearted feel good story. Thoroughly enjoyed it. Would recommend this.

Very entertaining.

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I really don’t want to be reminded of Covid and lockdown! Audible needs a trigger warning! .Fun book but crude language , especially use of the ‘C’ word. Such a shame as the writing is witty, well researched , sweet and insightful, however, badly let down by obscenities throughout.

NEEDS EDITING TO REMOVE COVID & LOCKDOWN REFERENCES - ADDS NOTHING TO STORY. ‘C’ WORD USE OFFENSIVE.

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I wasn’t sure about this to begin with, but once I got to her first date dilemma of to shave or not to shave I was hooked.
Very funny and laugh out loud.

It really is laugh out loud

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Relatable to many and funny . A nice bit of escapism. Frankie is a hoot!

funny

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Fabulously written, very relatable, many laugh out loud moments. I’m sure many people will emphasise with this xx

Very funny and realistic

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Quite enjoyed the book and the story but the narrator was really annoying so found myself not really liking the main character because of it.

Decent story but annoying narrator

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