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  • Divorced Not Dead

  • By: Harper Ford
  • Narrated by: Lesley Sharp
  • Length: 10 hrs and 17 mins
  • 4.4 out of 5 stars (65 ratings)

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Divorced Not Dead

By: Harper Ford
Narrated by: Lesley Sharp
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Summary

'Hugely relatable!' Heat

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We’re going to need a bigger drink…

Meet Frankie: fifty, divorced and getting back on the horse.

After leaving Twatface – her husband of twenty years – she's starting again from scratch. And when her son also flees the nest for university, Frankie decides it’s time to throw herself back into the dating game with a vengeance.

On best friend Bel's recommendation, Frankie signs up to two dating apps: one for love, another for casual hook-ups (because why the f**k not?!).

However, as she navigates this new frontier of catfishing, kittenfishing, ghosts, GILFs and everything in between, she realises the whole dating thing has changed quite a bit – and it really is a bloody jungle out there…

Will Frankie find love on the apps? Or the perfect shag?

Or – if there’s any justice in the world – both?

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‘A blast!’ Daily Mail

‘A no-holds-barred, honest romcom.’ Platinum

‘Hugely relatable!’ Heat

‘An unfiltered, hilarious book… highly recommend!’ Best

©2023 Harper Ford (P)2023 HarperCollins Publishers Limited
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Great read

I really enjoyed this book. I liked the reader too. Off to search for more from this author

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Decent story but annoying narrator

Quite enjoyed the book and the story but the narrator was really annoying so found myself not really liking the main character because of it.

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An enjoyable listen

I liked this book and really enjoyed the reader ( I like Lesley Sharp as an actress too and knew it was her straight away) but I felt that the swearing was too excessive for me.

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Loved it!!

Such a great listen! It was funny, sad and entertaining. Loved the narrator felt like she was connected to the main character.

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Ridiculously funny and real.

I loved this book. I’m not one for leaving reviews but felt it necessary for this book. I have laughed but the tender moments were emotional. I have been angry and joyful. This book took me on a journey which I hoped wouldn’t end. I’m looking for more titles. This author. Brilliant.

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It really is laugh out loud

I wasn’t sure about this to begin with, but once I got to her first date dilemma of to shave or not to shave I was hooked.
Very funny and laugh out loud.

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NEEDS EDITING TO REMOVE COVID & LOCKDOWN REFERENCES - ADDS NOTHING TO STORY. ‘C’ WORD USE OFFENSIVE.

I really don’t want to be reminded of Covid and lockdown! Audible needs a trigger warning! .Fun book but crude language , especially use of the ‘C’ word. Such a shame as the writing is witty, well researched , sweet and insightful, however, badly let down by obscenities throughout.

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funny

Relatable to many and funny . A nice bit of escapism. Frankie is a hoot!

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Very funny and realistic

Fabulously written, very relatable, many laugh out loud moments. I’m sure many people will emphasise with this xx

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An Honest narrative

Loved this refreshingly honest tale. Accepting failure,but being open to change . The characters felt familiar and warm, with twists and turns where you don’t expect them. A little drawn out in some places, but not enough to stop being interested.

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