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The Falcon's Malteser

Diamond Brothers, Book 1

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The Falcon's Malteser

By: Anthony Horowitz
Narrated by: Grace Nickolas
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When the vertically challenged Johnny Naples entrusts Tim Diamond with a package worth over three million pounds, he’s making a big mistake. Tim Diamond is the worst detective in the world. Next day, Johnny’s dead, Tim feels the heat, and his smart younger brother, Nick, gets the package – and every crook in town on his back!

©1986, 1995 Anthony Horowitz (P)2014 Audible, Inc. Action & Adventure Mysteries Mystery & Suspense Fiction Funny Witty

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"Nonstop action and clever, deadpan humor." ( Booklist)
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I really enjoyed it!The jokey bits were funny!I really enjoy detective stories! my family really enjoyed it!

amasing!

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A great introduction to crime/thriller for my 8 year old son, he loved it, and hubby and myself found it hugely entertaining and very funny, kept us laughing and listening

great for 8s

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I really enjoyed it BUT it is like a slapstick film fun but could not cope with too many. one is enough

one off

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super story and very funny at times. children enjoyed it and want to continue with more books of the series

great listen in the car with children in the back

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we have listen about 25 times ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha

so funny and addicting!!

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A really enjoyable book as both of the kids were enthralled by it (8 yrs +11 yrs) because of the humour, adventure and how everything went wrong for the two brothers. Kept you guessing throughout as to the importance of the maltesers. Some great bad guy characters such as the Fat Man. Great story for the whole family!

Brilliant!

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I love books by Anthony Horowitz, and this one is no different. it's funny, suspenseful and cleverly written, and read so very well by Nicholas Grace. The wit is great and the characters come to life as the plot unfolds.

Hours of fun and entertainment

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Another excellent story from Anthhony Horowitz. Suitable for tweens particularily boys.
My 12 year old loves this series.

Exciting Stuff!

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A fun book to listen to. Entertainingly read. Fast paced. Witty. I like the Diamond brothers.

A fun book

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loved it. good clean fun. A fast paced, action packed adventure. An amusing take on the Maltese falcon for children and their adults to enjoy.

Chuckling good fun

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