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The Tome of Bill Series: Books 1-4

By: Rick Gualtieri
Narrated by: Christopher John Fetherolf
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Summary

There are reasons we fear the night. He's not one of them.

This omnibus contains the first four books of the best-selling Tome of Bill urban fantasy series.

Recently turned vampire Bill Ryder is having a hard time taking this supernatural shit seriously. Too bad the ancient horrors lurking in the shadows don’t particularly like his attitude. Now, he’s got a choice: step up and face his destiny, or get trampled into dust. Needless to say, Bill’s death just made his life a hell of a lot more interesting.

Includes:

Bill the Vampire (Book one)
Bill Ryder was a dateless geek until he met a girl to die for. So he did. Too bad he’s still at the bottom of the food chain, fangs or not.

Scary Dead Things (Book two)
One of the most powerful vampires on Earth wants Bill Ryder’s head. A pint-sized princess wants the rest of him. It’s not clear which fate is worse.

The Mourning Woods (Book three)
A war is brewing between the vampires and sasquatches, ancient enemies since the dawn of time. If it can't be stopped, all of humanity's darkest nightmares will be unleashed to wreak havoc.

Holier than Thou (Book four)
On the eve of war, The Icon—legendary enemy of the vampire race—has arisen. There's just one small catch: Bill’s in love with her. Panic is about to break out within the ranks of the undead, and he’s caught smack dab in the middle of it.

Join Bill in these side-splitting tales of myths, monsters, and foul-mouthed mayhem. If you enjoy The Dresden Files, The Nate Temple Series, or The Montague & Strong Case Files, then you're in for a bloody good time with this vampire comedy.

©2015 Rick Gualtieri (P)2015 Rick Gualtieri
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Brilliant

Probably the best vampire book i’ve read for a while. Bill, even if he is frustrating is a brilliant protagonist

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