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The Tome of Bill Series: Books 1-4

By: Rick Gualtieri
Narrated by: Christopher John Fetherolf
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IT’S HARD TO LIVE FOREVER WHEN EVERYONE WANTS YOU DEAD.

This omnibus contains the first FOUR books of the bestselling Tome of Bill urban fantasy series - over 30 hours of epic horror comedy.

Gamer, geek, and vampire – Bill Ryder was a normal guy who's now trying to survive in a world of abnormal horrors. Despite awesome powers and a Brooklyn-sized attitude, the odds are stacked heavily against him. Bill must fulfill his destiny and save the world from the ancient terrors threatening it – all while trying to build some semblance of a social life.

Includes:
BILL THE VAMPIRE (Book 1)
Bill Ryder was a dateless dork until he met a girl to die for. So he did. Now he's a vampire. Too bad he's still at the bottom of the food chain.

SCARY DEAD THINGS (Book 2)
One of the most powerful vampires on Earth wants Bill Ryder’s head. A pint-sized princess wants the rest of him. It’s not clear which fate is worse.

THE MOURNING WOODS (Book 3)
A war is brewing between the vampires and Sasquatch, ancient enemies since the dawn of time. If it can't be stopped, all of humanity's darkest nightmares will be unleashed.

HOLIER THAN THOU (Book 4)
On the eve of war, The Icon – prophesized destroyer of the vampire race – has arisen. There's just one small catch: Bill’s in love with her. Panic is about to break out within the ranks of the undead, and he’s caught smack dab in the middle of it.

Join Bill in these side-splitting tales of myths, monsters, and middle-fingered mayhem. If you enjoy The Dresden Files, The Nate Temple Series, or The Preternatural Chronicles then prepare to die laughing with this vampire comedy.

And don't forget to check out the Tome of Bill Series: Books 5-8 for more of Bill's adventures.

©2015 Rick Gualtieri (P)2015 Rick Gualtieri
Dark Humour Fantasy Fiction Literature & Fiction Paranormal Paranormal Romance Comedy Romance Zombie Destiny Scary War

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Probably the best vampire book i’ve read for a while. Bill, even if he is frustrating is a brilliant protagonist

Brilliant

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