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The Unhoneymooners

By: Christina Lauren
Narrated by: Cynthia Farrell, Deacon Lee
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THE INSTANT NEW YORK TIMES BESTSELLER!

Starred reviews from Kirkus Reviews * Publishers Weekly * Library Journal

Named a “Must-Read” by TODAY, Us Weekly, Bustle, BuzzFeed, Goodreads, Entertainment Weekly, Publishers Weekly, Southern Living, Book Riot, Woman’s Day, The Toronto Star, and more!

For two sworn enemies, anything can happen during the Hawaiian trip of a lifetime—maybe even love—in this romantic comedy from the New York Times bestselling authors of Roomies.

Olive Torres is used to being the unlucky twin: from inexplicable mishaps to a recent layoff, her life seems to be almost comically jinxed. By contrast, her sister Ami is an eternal champion...she even managed to finance her entire wedding by winning a slew of contests. Unfortunately for Olive, the only thing worse than constant bad luck is having to spend the wedding day with the best man (and her nemesis), Ethan Thomas.

Olive braces herself for wedding hell, determined to put on a brave face, but when the entire wedding party gets food poisoning, the only people who aren’t affected are Olive and Ethan. Suddenly there’s a free honeymoon up for grabs, and Olive will be damned if Ethan gets to enjoy paradise solo.

Agreeing to a temporary truce, the pair head for Maui. After all, ten days of bliss is worth having to assume the role of loving newlyweds, right? But the weird thing is...Olive doesn’t mind playing pretend. In fact, the more she pretends to be the luckiest woman alive, the more it feels like she might be.

With Christina Lauren’s “uniquely hilarious and touching voice” (Entertainment Weekly), The Unhoneymooners is a romance for anyone who has ever felt unlucky in love.

©2019 Christina Lauren (P)2019 Simon & Schuster
Romance Romantic Comedy Comedy Wedding Feel-Good Witty Funny
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Hilarious and Cute

Lots of hilarious and cute moments. Funny and light-hearted story. Easy listening too. Characters were very entertaining.

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Predictable, not the best performance

I had to really persevere with this book to finish it. Cynthia Farrell had a very robotic-esque, monotonous voice which isn't very engaging. The story is predictable from the get-go. Seems to be written by someone who doesn't particularly like men.

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Great book, I really enjoyed it! 5*

I really enjoyed this book and how it was narrated. Did I know the outcome before starting it? Of course! BUT this book just had a great feeling about it, something a little different and I listened to it extremely quickly and will be listening to it again. I haven't read/listened to books by this author before but I will be listening to more after this book. I'd really recommend it!

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A light, funny romance

Really liked this book. Relatable characters, funny, predictable yes, but we all love a happy ending in romance.

Would recommend.

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Wow I don't even know what to say but wow

Loved it. This was my first romantic novel. It kinda read like a telenovela. Amazing lowkey speechless.

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Fell in love!

This book is exactly what I needed. So uplifting, heartwarming and just dreamy. The dynamic between Olive and Ethan was so exciting, I was hooked from chapter one. I’ve never finished a book this quickly before and am genuinely sad it’s over!

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So brilliant and funny

Loved this book, saw lots of people recommending it on instagram I thought I would try it and it was such a wonderful witty surprise I listened to it in one sitting! Great narration too!

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Loved loved loved this book so much!!

I had an idea of what was going to happen but I didn’t expect all of the curve balls and I felt so much emotion towards all of the characters!! Definitely worth a listen or read.

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Light-hearted, fun and funny

Light-hearted, fun and very funny :) Would definitely recommend! Brightened my mood every day :)

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Absolutely Enjoyed It

loved the narrator, characters, loved it all. amazing book, loved it being read to me

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