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The Weirdies

By: Michael Buckley
Narrated by: Kate Winslet
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Summary

This is a very, very sad story. The characters suffer terrible tragedies. People die in unspeakable ways. Only a truly horrible person would be amused by their misfortune.

Nevertheless, it is kind of funny.

My advice is that you listen to this all by yourself. People can be judgy.

If you’re a fan of A Series of Unfortunate Events, Edward Scissorhands, or the darkest bits of Roald Dahl, the Weirdie triplets - Barnacle, Garlic, and Melancholy - will feel like old friends. After being left behind when the entire estate of Deadeye Manor is packed up for a doomed vacation cruise, the triplets have to learn how to fend for themselves. (When a staff of 200 servants has taken care of your every need, even brushing your own teeth is a mountainous task.) From their time at the Our Lady of the Perpetual Side-Eye Orphanage to their adoptive home on picture-perfect Sunshine Circle, the Weirdies have a lot to learn about the world...but, at least, they have each other.

©2020 Michael Buckley (P)2020 Audible Originals, LLC.
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꧁ A bit weird but rather entertain𝕚𝕟𝕘 ꧂

𝕀 𝕝𝕚𝕜𝕖𝕕 𝕥𝕙𝕖 𝕥𝕨𝕚𝕟𝕤 𝕡𝕖𝕣𝕤𝕠𝕟𝕒𝕝𝕚𝕥𝕚𝕖𝕤 𝕒𝕟𝕕 𝕙𝕠𝕨 𝕥𝕙𝕖𝕪 𝕨𝕖𝕣𝕖 𝕝𝕠𝕧𝕖𝕕 𝕖𝕧𝕖𝕟 𝕥𝕙𝕠𝕦𝕘𝕙 𝕥𝕙𝕖𝕪 𝕨𝕖𝕣𝕖 𝕨𝕖𝕚𝕣𝕕 . 𝕀 𝕥𝕙𝕠𝕦𝕘𝕙𝕥 𝕥𝕙𝕖 𝕤𝕥𝕒𝕣𝕥 𝕨𝕒𝕤 𝕒 𝕓𝕚𝕥 𝕓𝕠𝕣𝕚𝕟𝕘 𝕓𝕦𝕥 𝕥𝕙𝕖 𝕤𝕥𝕠𝕣𝕪𝕝𝕚𝕟𝕖 𝕨𝕒𝕤 𝕘𝕠𝕠𝕕 𝕓𝕦𝕥 𝕒 𝕓𝕚𝕥 𝕟𝕠𝕣𝕞𝕒𝕝.
𝕄𝕦𝕞 𝕒𝕟𝕕 𝕕𝕒𝕕 𝕕𝕚𝕖𝕕 𝕒𝕟𝕕 𝕨𝕖𝕟𝕥 𝕥𝕠 𝕝𝕚𝕧𝕖 𝕨𝕚𝕥𝕙 𝕒 𝕟𝕖𝕨 𝕞𝕠𝕥𝕙𝕖𝕣 .
𝕃𝕠𝕧𝕖𝕕

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Wacky!

I wasn’t sure of this but I really enjoyed it - Kate Winslet is superb. Very Addams family with a bit of Dahl. Worth a listen.

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Best story ever! (say 3 children!)

Ages 11, 9 & 7 plus their parents loved it. So much better than Walliams!

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Creepy, insulting and heartwarming.

.... If that makes sense.. Kate Winslet does an exceptional job narrating this quirky, sweet story.

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very entertaining and great performance

We loved this book as a family and listened to his on a long journey. Sadly only 1h and 43min! but would have loved more.
Kate Winslet was amazing as narrator.

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one my favourites

this book is absolutely brilliant, narrated incredibly by Kate Winslet, and I can't wait for the next one!

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Funny, fast and original

A brilliant short story, that’s bound to entertain the whole family, expertly read by Kate Winslet. Looking forward to listening to the second story in the series.

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Brilliant

Kate Winslet is amazing at reading this and me and my two boys loved the story. It made us all roar with laughter!

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Made me giggle 🤣

I laughed at the story line and the humour was great. This narrator is lovely and really enhances the book.

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best audio ever, listened to it abt 5x!

the narrator was very good, love listening to it all the time anywhere i want xx;)

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