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Witches Be Crazy
- Narrated by: James Patrick Cronin
- Length: 10 hrs and 59 mins
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Summary
Real heroes never die. But they do get grouchy in middle age. The beloved King Ik is dead, and there was barely time to check his pulse before the royal throne was supporting the suspiciously shapely backside of an impostor pretending to be Ik's beautiful, long-lost daughter. With the land's heroic hunks busy drooling all over themselves, there's only one man left who can save the kingdom of Jenair. His name is Dungar Loloth, a rural blacksmith turned innkeeper, a surly hermit, and an all-around nobody oozing toward middle age, compensating for a lack of height, looks, charm, and tact with guts and an attitude. Normally politics is the least of his concerns, but after everyone in the neighboring kingdom of Farrawee comes down with a severe case of being dead, Dungar learns that the masquerading princess not only is behind the carnage but also has similar plans for his own hometown. Together with the only person senseless enough to tag along, an eccentric and arguably insane hobo named Jimminy, he journeys out into the world he's so pointedly tried to avoid as the only hope of defeating the most powerful person in it. That is, if he can survive the pirates, cultists, radical Amazonians, and assorted other dangers lying in wait along the way. Logan J. Hunder's hilarious debut blows up the fantasy genre with its wry juxtaposition of the fantastic and the mundane, proving that the best and brightest heroes aren't always the best for the job.
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- mary
- 15-05-23
witches be funny
this story flows from one mad character to another, with one liners and innuendo not far behind!!!
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- Amazon Customer
- 30-06-23
love love love
honestly I don't know why it has bad reviews. I loved it made me laugh so much I didn't want to stop listening . I was looking forward to going to work so I could listen more . Being a big Terry pratchett fan I was worried I would not like this book . so pleased I gave it a listen. please do the next book
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- Dale
- 18-09-23
Very entertaining
Really enjoyed the colourful characters, had me laughing out loud in some parts. Easy listening.
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- BigJalapeno
- 16-02-22
not bad
pretty good, reminds me of Shrek. funny lines every now and then, need a sequel.
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- Call
- 18-01-22
silly but it's supposed to be
first thing to say is I got this free with Amazon so my review is based on not paying for it. if I had used one of my credits I would have given it 4.5. It's a silly story with very silly bits but the book is supposed to be silly so that's fine with me. The mix of modern and old language doesn't distract as other reviews state in my opinion
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- Colin
- 03-10-21
Totally Bonkers
Daft tale, really well read. I am often uncomfortable with American pronunciation and English accents, but Mr Cronin had a fair go at it and still made the silly story come to life. Thoroughly enjoyed it. Would recommend it if you like a giggle now and then.
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- Lily V.
- 25-06-23
Giggles
A good laugh, character names had me shaking my head! Well done that man!
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- dean
- 13-07-23
Very funny and entertaining
Very funny , entertaining and light hearted can’t go wrong while included give it a go
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- Jackos
- 19-03-22
a bizarre fairy story
the book is a true fairy tale with lots of hidden messages, very funny . it covers from castles to pirates to princesses and wizards.
it is great to listen to as the different voices make the complete story. I could imagine children and adults totally mesmerised but unable to know what is coming next. one of the funniest books I have read/heard.
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- Scottish Lass
- 24-11-21
Very Funny!
Not my usual genre, but the title enticed me. And it was free with my membership, so I gave it a try. Totally original, the narrator was excellent. It made me smile and laugh a lot.
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