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Stuck working a dead-end job, another lonely Valentine's Day passes Oliver by. There's a coworker he's kind of into, but irl flirting isn't as easy as choosing the right dialog option and clicking a button, sadly... but what if it was? After a lonely night jackin' it under the influence of Special Californian Gummies™, Oliver awakens to what appears to be a complete psychotic breakdown. System notifications, menus, stats, and so much more RPG crap gets injected into his life faster than you can say, 'I Can't Believe It's Not Schizophrenia'.

Coye is a young, half-elf adventurer who works out of the Cransmere Adventurer's Guild. He's strong, skilled at what he does, but none too bright, and on top of that, he's had one big problem his whole life—he's way too damn cute. Girls and boys alike have always teased him, and lately, things have only worsened, leading the innocent and naïve boy to be lost in a sea of awkwardness. He takes on a job leading him into the infamous Gnarled Woods, only for a random encounter with a capricious girl one-eighth his size to insert herself into his life.