Steve Vernon
A Blurt in Time
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A Blurt in Time
- The Tale of a Time-Traveling Toilet
- By: Steve Vernon
- Narrated by: David Carroll
- Length: 6 hrs and 29 mins
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Burt was certain that if he hadn't hit King Kong with Darth Vader's head, he would not have fallen into that Citadel Hill time-traveling toilet....
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A Blurt in Time
- The Tale of a Time-Traveling Toilet
- Narrated by: David Carroll
- Length: 6 hrs and 29 mins
- Release date: 15-12-17
- Language: English
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Dead Man's Salute
- By: Steve Vernon
- Narrated by: Theo Holland
- Length: 23 mins
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"Leave Luther's body right where we flung him," Bates said....
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"A bad patch of weeds."
- By Norma Miles on 18-09-20
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Dead Man's Salute
- Narrated by: Theo Holland
- Length: 23 mins
- Release date: 23-08-17
- Language: English
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The Weird Ones
- By: Steve Vernon
- Narrated by: Daniel Dorse
- Length: 4 hrs and 23 mins
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This is a collection for the seriously messed up minds of all you listeners who have grown tired of the trite detritus of day-to-day storytelling....
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Erm, it is weird. 3.5 out of five.
- By Savvas Kleanthous on 29-05-24
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The Weird Ones
- Narrated by: Daniel Dorse
- Length: 4 hrs and 23 mins
- Release date: 04-10-13
- Language: English
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Roadside Ghosts
- Narrated by: J. C. Hayes
- Length: 2 hrs and 32 mins
- Release date: 12-12-12
- Language: English
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Nothing to Lose
- The Adventures of Captain Nothing
- By: Steve Vernon
- Narrated by: Dennis Serra
- Length: 1 hr and 19 mins
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So you think you know all about superheroes? Those guys in the capes and the lightly starched spandex speedoes? Leaping tall buildings and always getting the girl? You don't know nothing....
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Nothing to Lose
- The Adventures of Captain Nothing
- Narrated by: Dennis Serra
- Series: The Adventures of Captain Nothing, Book 1
- Length: 1 hr and 19 mins
- Release date: 17-11-11
- Language: English
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Uncle Bob's Red Flannel Bible Camp: The Book of Genesis
- By: Steve Vernon
- Narrated by: Scott Allen
- Length: 5 hrs and 39 mins
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Here it is. The whole entire story of the Book of Genesis as told to you by the world's oldest storyteller, Uncle Bob. If you think you know the truth behind the Bible Stories you really ought to pick up a copy of this book. If you are one of those folks who thinks that it is bad manners to giggle a little in church - well....
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I did not know
- By deafmick on 26-06-18
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Uncle Bob's Red Flannel Bible Camp: The Book of Genesis
- Narrated by: Scott Allen
- Length: 5 hrs and 39 mins
- Release date: 03-11-17
- Language: English
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October Tales: Seven Creepy Stories
- By: Steve Vernon
- Narrated by: Stephen Wolfe
- Length: 1 hr and 35 mins
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You can smell that long-dying aroma of Autumn in the air. Kids are talking trick or treat and the leaves are already screaming at you in red and yellow and deep golden rust....
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Spooky and fun
- By Ruby on 10-01-19
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October Tales: Seven Creepy Stories
- Narrated by: Stephen Wolfe
- Length: 1 hr and 35 mins
- Release date: 26-10-17
- Language: English
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Cat Call
- A Tale of Ghosts and Darker Things
- By: Steve Vernon
- Narrated by: Tom Zainea
- Length: 28 mins
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Nobody really knew how long the old Funnel mansion had stood empty, waiting up there high on Carpenter's Hill like a child's forgotten lunch box, any more than anybody knew just how long....
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Great short story!
- By Natalie @ ABookLoversLife on 10-04-18
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Cat Call
- A Tale of Ghosts and Darker Things
- Narrated by: Tom Zainea
- Length: 28 mins
- Release date: 15-08-17
- Language: English
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The Wishing Ring of Old Queen Maab
- By: Steve Vernon
- Narrated by: Carl Moore
- Length: 35 mins
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The story of a young farmer, a wishing ring, and a fairy named Queen Maab. This is old school fairytale telling at its very finest....
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Great short story!
- By Natalie @ ABookLoversLife on 14-05-18
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The Wishing Ring of Old Queen Maab
- Narrated by: Carl Moore
- Length: 35 mins
- Release date: 26-07-17
- Language: English
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Nothing Down
- The Adventures of Captain Nothing, Volume 2
- By: Steve Vernon
- Narrated by: Dennis Serra
- Length: 56 mins
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There are superheroes, and then there is Captain Nothing - ready to crack knuckles and break heads - no matter what the cost....
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Nothing Down
- The Adventures of Captain Nothing, Volume 2
- Narrated by: Dennis Serra
- Series: The Adventures of Captain Nothing, Book 2
- Length: 56 mins
- Release date: 30-01-12
- Language: English
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The Tatterdemon Omnibus
- All Three Books of the Tatterdemon Trilogy in One Collection
- By: Steve Vernon
- Narrated by: Rick Gregory
- Length: 9 hrs and 38 mins
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In 1691, the town of Crossfall taught the witch Thessaly how to die. They beat her, they shot her, they hung her--but nothing worked. When they finally tried to bury her alive Thessaly set the field against them. The first man died as a gust of wind harrowed the meat from his bones. A root,flung like a dirty javelin, cut a second man down. Many more deaths followed....
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The Tatterdemon Omnibus
- All Three Books of the Tatterdemon Trilogy in One Collection
- Narrated by: Rick Gregory
- Series: The Tatterdemon Trilogy
- Length: 9 hrs and 38 mins
- Release date: 23-10-18
- Language: English
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Long Horn, Big Shaggy
- By: Steve Vernon
- Narrated by: Larry Oliver
- Length: 3 hrs and 16 mins
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"There's things out there that you ain't dreamed of. Like back-from-the-dead mountain men, mountain spirits, time-traveling mad scientists and zombified buffalo. And that's just for starters....
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Long Horn, Big Shaggy
- Narrated by: Larry Oliver
- Length: 3 hrs and 16 mins
- Release date: 08-05-13
- Language: English
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Two Fisted Nasty
- Narrated by: Ben Maclaine
- Length: 2 hrs and 40 mins
- Release date: 16-11-12
- Language: English
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Devil Tree
- Narrated by: Johnnie C. Hayes
- Length: 6 hrs
- Release date: 06-11-12
- Language: English
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Bigfoot Tracks
- A Creep Squad Collection, Volume 1
- By: Steve Vernon
- Narrated by: Joe Cliff Thompson
- Length: 1 hr and 16 mins
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Everything that you have read about Bigfoot is a lie. Everything that you have heard about Bigfoot is the truth....
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Am enjoyable collection
- By Nick on 15-10-18
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Bigfoot Tracks
- A Creep Squad Collection, Volume 1
- Narrated by: Joe Cliff Thompson
- Series: A Creep Squad, Book 1
- Length: 1 hr and 16 mins
- Release date: 17-07-17
- Language: English
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Shotgun Christmas: Two Christmas Tales
- By: Steve Vernon
- Narrated by: JK Carpenter
- Length: 35 mins
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There is a big old sledding hill not more than two or three good snowballs' worth of distance from our home, just behind Hank Macabee's house. That hill was waiting for me and my brand new toboggan....
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Enjoyable Short Stories
- By H. Fosdike on 17-05-18
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Shotgun Christmas: Two Christmas Tales
- Narrated by: JK Carpenter
- Length: 35 mins
- Release date: 07-05-18
- Language: English
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Kelpie Dreams
- By: Steve Vernon
- Narrated by: Cheyenne Bizon
- Length: 7 hrs and 17 mins
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Meet Lady Macbeth - a high school librarian, ex-assassin, and part-time kelpie. Now she has to take on a Sea Hag - eight legs of Godzilla-ugly poured into a bucket full of meanness....
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not what I expected
- By Carole Cusson on 18-05-21
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Kelpie Dreams
- Narrated by: Cheyenne Bizon
- Series: Kelpie Tales, Book 1
- Length: 7 hrs and 17 mins
- Release date: 15-02-18
- Language: English
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Do-Overs and Detours
- Eighteen Eerie Tales
- By: Steve Vernon
- Narrated by: Richard Peterson
- Length: 6 hrs and 26 mins
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A detour can cut your existence short or lead you down a road to the far reaches of eternity. These 18 unexpected tangents will haunt you in a frighteningly familiar fashion....
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A no holds barred collection of terror and gore
- By Amazon Customer on 15-10-18
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Do-Overs and Detours
- Eighteen Eerie Tales
- Narrated by: Richard Peterson
- Length: 6 hrs and 26 mins
- Release date: 25-09-17
- Language: English
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Grandpa Hated Cats
- Weirder Tales, Book 3
- By: Steve Vernon
- Narrated by: Derek Dysart
- Length: 23 mins
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A touching and humorous, and almost-mostly true, short story by Steve Vernon - the man who brought you cat tales. Listen to find out more....
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Grandpa Hated Cats
- Weirder Tales, Book 3
- Narrated by: Derek Dysart
- Series: Weirder Tales, Book 3
- Length: 23 mins
- Release date: 01-05-19
- Language: English
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The Last Few Curls of Gut Rope
- A Tale of Chickens, Eggs, and What Comes Next (Weird Tales, Book 2)
- By: Steve Vernon
- Narrated by: Derek Dysart
- Length: 37 mins
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Just imagine you walk into a cheesy old greasy-spoon diner, the kind that ought to hand out antacid along with a napkin, knife, and fork. You ask the waitress for eggs and bacon, and she brings you a plate with live chicken on it. I mean, feathers and beak and the whole bonanza....
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Very odd but it does what it says on the tin
- By Nick on 05-04-19
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The Last Few Curls of Gut Rope
- A Tale of Chickens, Eggs, and What Comes Next (Weird Tales, Book 2)
- Narrated by: Derek Dysart
- Series: Weirder Tales, Book 2
- Length: 37 mins
- Release date: 28-03-19
- Language: English
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