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Draculand

By: Steve McElhenny
Narrated by: Sam Legg
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When entrepreneur Edward Henning builds a horror-based theme park deep in the heart of Transylvania, little does he realize that his new business partner is, in fact, a centuries-old vampire. As the blood-thirsty vampire anticipates the arrival of the thousands of tourists to his land, he soon learns that the modern world is a far scarier place than the one he is used to. The vampire becomes a nervous wreck, as he has to endure the perils of the internet, drunken employees, health and safety inspections, crooked business partners, and even the Thai-Bride of Frankenstein.

Draculand is a roller coaster of laughs and horrors, in a fun-filled ride that you will not want to get off.

©2021 Steve McElhenny (P)2023 Steve McElhenny Horror Literature & Fiction Satire Scary Comedy Business Funny Witty Vampire Fantasy

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Oh dear me I just love the characters and the story. It had me chuckling so many times I cannot tell you. It has the right mix of kind of serious and totally silly. I really would love to spend more time with this bunch, oh and just give Boris a great big hug! The narrator did a fantastic job, I always knew who was speaking just by hearing them. Thoroughly enjoyable and well worth a listen.

So thoroughly enjoyable and entertaining

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Story well written and great narration.

Story well written and great narration

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This is one of those books you are loathed to put down simply because it's pure entertainment. The plot is wonderfully farcical and peppered throughout with the various archetypes of classic horror. McElhenny's easy flowing writing style will keep you enchanted for hours through liberal use of puns, alliteration and a plethora of other comedic methods. Add to this the excellent narrative talents of Sam Legg and you've a match made in heaven. All in all if you're looking for a decent chuckle after a boring day then this book has it in spades.

Pure entertainment

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A laugh out loud story of the Prince of Darkness trying to deal with the development of his Transylvanian castle into a horror theme park. There is a mix of supernatural characters, including the Count, his hunchback servant, a werewolf, Frankenstein and other demons navigating the modern world and current technology. I laughed when thr vampire Count gets ready for his first date in 500 years. Steve McElhenny hits the bullseye again! The narration by Sam Legg is wonderful as he created unique voices, accents and inflections for the equally unique characters. Highly recommended!

Great story!

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This story from Steve McElhenny had me chuckling in me boots! When Count Dracula or should if be Radulac meets the modern world then anything can happen. The story is fast paced and very funny throughout. The very thought of the Vampire going underground, discovering home shopping on the internet and filling the caves with IKEA furniture still has me smiling. Sam Legg's narration was superb really bringing everything to life.... or should it be death! LOL! Highly Recommended.
I was kindly given a copy of the book by the author and leave this honest review.

Loved it!

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Audible:Turning Radulacs castle into a theme park may be more work than it seems when some of the denizens want to stick to the old ways.A fun romp with a pompus grandmaster. Sam Legg was a fine narrator.I was given this free review copy audiobook at my request and have voluntarily left this review.

Draculand

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Listener received this title free

I loved it. It was very funny, the plot truly ingenious , with never a dull moment. The characters were brilliant. The narration was just right, the voice clear and clipped with a definite touch of humour and irony.

Hilarious!

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This is such a multi faceted story. On the one hand it is hilarious, on the other hand it is emotional. Sometimes it is gruesome, other times friendship, love and loyalty shine through. It is a wonderful, original book and I loved it.
Sam Legg’s narration is absolutely brilliant.

A review copy of this book was sent to me by the author. All of the above opinions are my own.

A multi faceted story.

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That was quite an entertaining listen. Not mind blowing but pretty good. It was humorous but still dark just as it should be when the main character is a 600 year old vampire. And I have to say things didn't turn out the way I expected which kept me interested to find out what's going to happen next.

Quite entertaining

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I loved this book. The characters are so relateable (even if most of them are monsters!) and the plot was a perfect twist on a classic horror story. The narrator brought the characters to life with their own mannerisms and voices, it was superb!

A great mix of humorous silliness and an intriguing plot

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