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Just Stab Me Now

By: Jill Bearup
Narrated by: Jill Bearup
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A desperate mother. A dubious escort. And a deranged author who won’t leave them alone. Caroline Lindley is determined that her new romance novel will be her best one yet. Fantasy! Formal gowns! Fencing! And, of course, a twentysomething heroine to star in an enemies-to-lovers plot with all of Caroline’s favourite tropes.

But Lady Rosamund Hawkhurst is a thirty-six-year-old widow with two children, her sole focus is facilitating a peace treaty between her adopted nation and her homeland, and she flatly refuses to take the correct approach to there being only one bed. What’s an author to do?

Based on her popular Fantasy Heroine YouTube Shorts series, Jill Bearup’s debut novel brings us the best of worlds both meta- and medieval-inspired. Terry Pratchett aficionados will enjoy the political intrigue paired with convivial, tongue-in-cheek satire. And then there's the slow-burn, fade-to-black romance too…

If you loved Stranger Than Fiction and The Princess Bride, you will soon find yourself cheering on enemies-to-BFFs Rosamund and Caroline as together they learn what it means to be the hero of your own story.

©2024 Sword Lady Ltd (P)2024 Sword Lady Ltd Fantasy Humorous Romantic Comedy

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I really really love it! ❤️ so clever funny, sweet. The characters are so marvellous, the story's brilliantly written. I dearly wish she would write more, I look forward to recommending this to everyone! Thank you Jill for amazing book and a beautiful reading of it. I can't wait to buy a hard copy

stunning amazing!!! A classic

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Likeable, realistic characters with smooth correlation that blends the "fictional narritive" from the ... other "fictional narrative"

Perfectly balanced

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It’s funny, smart, the sass in this book I just what you need. I love the characters, the dubble plot and an author being in their own book is so much fun.

I look forward to rereading this book.

Its been so long since I read a 5/5

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