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Morningwood: Everybody Loves Large Chests (Vol.1)
- Narrated by: Jeff Hays
- Length: 8 hrs and 24 mins
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Summary
Large chests are said to encompass all manner of hopes and dreams. Men covet them. Women envy them. But one fact holds true - everyone wants to get their hands on some big ones.
The same holds true for one intrepid adventurer - a strapping young lad by the name of Himmel. Armed with his grandfather's trusty longsword and the dream of being the strongest, he sets out on the journey of a lifetime! It is sure to be a long and dangerous road, fraught with danger! And it all starts with a simple test - reach Level Five in the dungeon called the "newbie zone" and earn the right to become a full-fledged adventurer!
However, such things get hopelessly derailed when his adolescent mind beholds an exposed chest for the first time - a fateful meeting that would inevitably lead his life in a direction he never even dreamed of!
Content warning: Gore, violence, explicit sexual scenes
Everybody Loves Large Chests was first brought to Jeff Hays on Soundbooth Theater Live, his live streaming narration show. Since then, it has been the most consistently requested and enjoyed title by fans. So much so, that Neven Iliev finally decided to approach us to put out a full audio version of the first arc in Boxxy's adventures!
The Soundbooth Theater team for this production:
Jeff Hays - Narration, Characters, Production Supervision
Dalton Lynne - Proofing
Alex Tate - Production, Editing, Mastering
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- Amazon Customer
- 16-11-17
Need a follow up!
Ok this book really wasn't what i was expecting.
enjoyed it thoroughly though!
I highly recommend this and am fingers crossed touch wood for a whole series!
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- Norwesterly
- 18-07-20
Tasty Indeed ...
This is the start to an extremely fun fantasy romp, that grabbed me from the first chapter and at the time of writing this, I have almost finished the last book.
The story is fun, and flagrantly ridiculous, but completely understandable considering our main character.
The writing is tight and varied, never getting bogged down with poor syntax.
Jeff Hays is a stellar narrator and has an amazing range, but I suspect his voice has been digitally change (not that this is a negative).
This is one of the few audio books that fully embraces the 'Audio' part by adding background sound effects to help emphasise certain parts.
This book is Lewd, ridiculous, silly, violent, abhorrent, exciting and I love it.
You may not like this book if you hate D&D, sexuality, casual massacres or shiny things.
Dare you enter the Dungeon?
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- Lizzardcat
- 18-09-18
entertaining from start to finish
I enjoyed the various characters and the new perspective of the game / adventurer story
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- WitherVoice
- 28-04-21
My favourite villain protagonist
This story will not appeal to you if you want good to prevail, things to be just and fair. It's a pure popcorn munching delight as the main character, a condensed prism of hunger, cunning, stupidity and avarice sets out on its rampage. I reiterate, the protagonist is a villain and a monster. If you're after a bad guy with a heart of gold, this isn't where you'll find it. Egads, the MC is monstrous... but so very entertaining.
It's casually gory violent and raunchy, so if these are deal-breakers for you for you, you'd be well advised to steer clear, however.
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- TheWraith
- 18-02-19
Brilliant yet a tad too sexist
The narration and story was excellent. The narrating of damage stats, breasts, sex etc. was interesting and funny at first, but became annoying lateron.
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- ross
- 21-11-18
very entertaining if a bit short
Jeff hayes narration makes this and other books he narrates a joy can't wait for part two
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- David Smith
- 09-06-18
An unexpected surprise
loved every minute of this book! Sexy, funny, intrigue and some really amazing harvesters make this my fave book this year so far!
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- Jamie
- 31-08-22
Funnier and more entertaining than I expected!
This book is fun and entertaining to listen to. Unexpected things happen and you can't help but laugh. There are some sexual scenes but it's never the main focus of the book and usually only used to set scenes or explain things. Going to get the next book now!
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- lucy
- 02-02-23
really enjoyable listen
really enjoyed listening to this . the world of mythica and power brought to an audiobook in such a well narrated way . can't wait to get the others in the series
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- Gary
- 05-11-22
For all fans of role playing games
Excellent story. Very well read.
If you have ever played and enjoyed role playing games and have a slightly warped sense of humour then this book is for you.
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