The 13th Witch cover art

The 13th Witch

The King's Watch, Book 1

Preview

£0.00 for first 30 days

Try for £0.00
Pick 1 audiobook a month from our unmatched collection - including bestsellers and new releases.
Listen all you want to thousands of included audiobooks, Originals, celeb exclusives, and podcasts.
Access exclusive sales and deals.
£7.99/month after 30 days. Renews automatically. See here for eligibility.

The 13th Witch

By: Mark Hayden
Narrated by: Ciaran Saward
Try for £0.00

£7.99/month after 30 days. Renews automatically. See here for eligibility.

Buy Now for £14.99

Buy Now for £14.99

Confirm Purchase
Pay using card ending in
By completing your purchase, you agree to Audible's Conditions of Use and authorise Audible to charge your designated card or any other card on file. Please see our Privacy Notice, Cookies Notice and Interest-based Ads Notice.
Cancel

About this listen

Did you know that the gods can use mobile phones?

They can, and Odin has a message for Conrad....

Conrad Clarke, former RAF pilot and alleged gangster, gets a text – and a visit – from The Allfather.

Odin has a challenge for Conrad: Sign up to protect England from wild magick and get a commission in the King’s Watch.

All he has to do is find a missing witch. Simple.

Conrad never could resist a challenge. Before you can say “Ragnarok”, he’s plunged into a world of gods, mages, witches, dwarves, and one very aggressive giant mole.

But the witch doesn’t want to be found, and powerful mages will kill to keep her hidden. Going back isn’t an option. Going forward looks a lot like death.

Armed with nothing but a sense of humor and a willingness to cheat, Conrad has to find the Witch and save his life.

Superbly narrated by Ciaran Saward, the first two books of the King’s Watch are now available in audio format.

Treat yourself to a copy now and experience a whole new universe of magick. And moles....

©2017 Mark Hayden and Paw Press (P)2020 Mark Hayden and Paw Press
Fantasy Humorous Fiction Magic Users Witchcraft Comedy Mind-bending Witty Norse City Wizardry
activate_Holiday_promo_in_buybox_DT_T2

Listeners also enjoyed...

College of Shadows cover art
The Ward Witch cover art
The Librarian of Crooked Lane cover art
The Accidental Alchemist cover art
Black River cover art
Dark Lakes: A Three-Book Collection cover art
The Night Raven cover art
Glass and Steele Boxed Set: Books 1-3 cover art
Chasing Embers cover art
The Very First Damned Thing cover art
The Stranger Times cover art
Beyond a Broken Sky cover art
Can You Kick a Ghost in the Nuts? cover art
The Exit Facility cover art
Misplaced Loyalty cover art
The Locked-Away Life cover art

What listeners say about The 13th Witch

Average customer ratings
Overall
  • 4.5 out of 5 stars
  • 5 Stars
    199
  • 4 Stars
    50
  • 3 Stars
    23
  • 2 Stars
    4
  • 1 Stars
    3
Performance
  • 4.5 out of 5 stars
  • 5 Stars
    190
  • 4 Stars
    44
  • 3 Stars
    14
  • 2 Stars
    4
  • 1 Stars
    2
Story
  • 4.5 out of 5 stars
  • 5 Stars
    175
  • 4 Stars
    47
  • 3 Stars
    23
  • 2 Stars
    6
  • 1 Stars
    3

Reviews - Please select the tabs below to change the source of reviews.

Sort by:
Filter by:
  • Overall
    5 out of 5 stars
  • Performance
    5 out of 5 stars
  • Story
    5 out of 5 stars

Very enjoyable

Love the story very well told . I enjoy the whole thing from start to finish did not lag at any stage

Something went wrong. Please try again in a few minutes.

You voted on this review!

You reported this review!

  • Overall
    5 out of 5 stars
  • Performance
    5 out of 5 stars
  • Story
    5 out of 5 stars

At last, the Audio Book

I've been waiting for this for ages. I have read all the books in this series and am looking forwardto the rest being issued. The reader was excellent.

Something went wrong. Please try again in a few minutes.

You voted on this review!

You reported this review!

5 people found this helpful

  • Overall
    5 out of 5 stars
  • Performance
    5 out of 5 stars
  • Story
    5 out of 5 stars

An entertaining and engaging tale

Well written, weaving folklore, history and mythology into an entertaining plot with characters that you can 'root' for.
I hadn't heard of this series prior to it appearing in my recommendations. But have thoroughly enjoyed both the storyline and vocal performance from the narrator.
I've read and listened to numerous books of this genre and would suspect that fans of Caimh Mcdonnell's Stranger Times series, Heide Goodie' Odd Jobs series, GS Dennings Warlock Holmes etc would also enjoy this

Something went wrong. Please try again in a few minutes.

You voted on this review!

You reported this review!

  • Overall
    5 out of 5 stars
  • Performance
    5 out of 5 stars
  • Story
    5 out of 5 stars

Extremely enjoyable!

Couldn't put the book down! I've read it in one sitting and I can't wait to start the next.

Something went wrong. Please try again in a few minutes.

You voted on this review!

You reported this review!

  • Overall
    5 out of 5 stars
  • Performance
    5 out of 5 stars
  • Story
    5 out of 5 stars

Been waiting for this.

I think that I have read all the authors published works, but this is the first that I read of them.
Unfortunately those I wished to press it upon don't read.
It's a odd book and series, especially given Conrad's past history in other books. That doesn't prevent it being great fun.
One other review complained about a robot voice, it's deliberate. The thing speaking looks more like R2D2 than any animal, has few recognisable emotions and is made out of rock!

Still, if you came to this book from the authors other work you might well be shocked. Especially as Conrad carries through into this series, as does another character in a later book in this series, not yet available.

Something went wrong. Please try again in a few minutes.

You voted on this review!

You reported this review!

4 people found this helpful

  • Overall
    5 out of 5 stars
  • Performance
    5 out of 5 stars
  • Story
    5 out of 5 stars

loved it

this is not the usual run of the mill teen hero fantasy. it has something of the Peter Grant about it but it's more sophisticated. I loved it. stay with it at first, you'll be glad you did.

Something went wrong. Please try again in a few minutes.

You voted on this review!

You reported this review!

  • Overall
    5 out of 5 stars
  • Performance
    5 out of 5 stars
  • Story
    5 out of 5 stars

Great book

A future classic of its genre, witty and clever but with an interesting dark side.

Something went wrong. Please try again in a few minutes.

You voted on this review!

You reported this review!

  • Overall
    5 out of 5 stars
  • Performance
    5 out of 5 stars
  • Story
    5 out of 5 stars

love every book in this series!

I enjoyed this book and the other books in the series. The narrator is also very good, I am looking forward to the next.

Something went wrong. Please try again in a few minutes.

You voted on this review!

You reported this review!

  • Overall
    5 out of 5 stars
  • Performance
    5 out of 5 stars
  • Story
    5 out of 5 stars

brilliant 👏👏👏

absolutely love this series, perfect balance of wit observation and a very good story.
my only disappointment is there are only 3 books on audible. patience is a virtue they say 😌

Something went wrong. Please try again in a few minutes.

You voted on this review!

You reported this review!

  • Overall
    5 out of 5 stars
  • Performance
    5 out of 5 stars
  • Story
    5 out of 5 stars

Slow burner but excellent.

If you like urban/ modern fantasy like Rivers of London then you will love this book. I had read a review saying that the narration of this story was strangely clipped but don’t let that put you off. The character is ex RAF pilot and the narrator really captures the slightly upper class English accent.
The narration of this entire book is great, the characters really come to life.
The plot itself is a bit of a slow burner - don’t give up because one the story really gets going it’s hard to stop listening. While this type of fantasy has been done to death, there was something about the main character and his back story which made this an interesting listen.
Try it, you won’t be disappointed.

Something went wrong. Please try again in a few minutes.

You voted on this review!

You reported this review!