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To Have and to Heist

By: Sara Desai
Narrated by: Soneela Nankani
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To exonerate her best friend, one woman must mastermind a jewelry heist during the wedding of the season in this hilarious romantic-comedy caper from the author of The Dating Plan.

Simi Chopra is on a bad-luck streak. She’s lost yet another job, her student loan debt won’t stop growing, her basement apartment is a certifiable flood zone, and now her best friend has been accused of stealing a multimillion-dollar diamond necklace. To put it lightly, she’s desperate for a break—that’s right when Jack waltzes out of the bushes and into her life.

Jack is just as charming as he is mysterious. When he offers to help her find the missing necklace and steal it back, Simi jumps at the chance to clear her friend’s name and collect the substantial reward. But every good heist needs a crew. All she needs to do is transform a ragtag group of strangers into an elite heist crew, infiltrate a high-society wedding and steal the necklace from a dangerous criminal before the happy couple say "I do." Meanwhile the bride is keeping secrets, a detective with a slow-burn smile keeps showing up at her door, and the ultimate robbery might not be the wedding con, but the way Jack is stealing her heart.

©2023 Sara Desai (P)2023 Penguin Audio
Romance Romantic Comedy Comedy Robbery Funny Heartfelt Witty

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Critic reviews

"Desai is masterful at character banter and will have readers laughing out loud."—Sharon C. Cooper, USA Today bestselling author of In It to Win It

"Dripping with banter, this action-packed and hilarious romp will keep you at the edge of your seat. Simi and Jack’s sizzling chemistry leaps off the page, and their hard won HEA feels so satisfying. But what really shines is the amazing, talented ensemble of misfits working together to pull off a daring jewel heist while simultaneously planning a wedding. You don’t want to miss this brilliantly crafted heist story!"—Farah Heron, author of Jana Goes Wild and Accidentally Engaged

“A wickedly fun and wildly engaging romp, led by a strong female protagonist whom readers can't help but root for through all her schemes and hijinks.”—Kyla Zhao, author of The Fraud Squad

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narrator did her best, but the characters were just so utterly divorced from how any human being has ever actually behaved, had to give up

oof

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