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Why Mummy Doesn’t Give a ****!
- Why Mummy, Book 3
- Narrated by: Gabrielle Glaister
- Length: 10 hrs and 43 mins
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Summary
Family begins with a capital eff.
I’m wondering how many more f*cking ‘phases’ I have to endure before my children become civilised and functioning members of society? It seems like people have been telling me ‘it’s just a phase!’ for the last fifteen bloody years. Not sleeping through the night is ‘just a phase.’ Potty training and the associated accidents ‘is just a phase’. The tantrums of the terrible twos are ‘just a phase’. The picky eating, the back chat, the obsessions. The toddler refusals to nap, the teenage inability to leave their beds before 1pm without a rocket being put up their arse. The endless singing of Frozen songs, the dabbing, the weeks where apparently making them wear pants was akin to child torture. All ‘just phases!’ When do the ‘phases’ end though? WHEN?
Mummy dreams of a quirky rural cottage with roses around the door and chatty chickens in the garden. Life, as ever, is not going quite as she planned. Paxo, Oxo and Bisto turn out to be highly rambunctious, rather than merely chatty, and the roses have jaggy thorns. Her precious moppets are now giant teenagers, and instead of wittering at her about who would win in a fight – a dragon badger or a ninja horse – they are Snapchatting the night away, stropping around the tiny cottage and communicating mainly in grunts – except when they are demanding Ellen provides taxi services in the small hours. And there is never, but never, any milk in the house. At least the one thing they can all agree on is that rescued Barry the Wolfdog may indeed be The Ugliest Dog in the World, but he is also the loveliest.
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“God, she’s funny” – Jilly Cooper
“Honest and very funny – it’s a tale that mums will identify with” – The Sun
“Sims’s latest offering is a hilarious follow-up to her bestselling debut… you’d be forgiven for thinking the blogger behind Peter and Jane couldn’t pull it off twice – but she has” – The Sunday Post
“Witty, relevant and bitingly sarcastic… Gill Sims nails the aspects of modern family life that drive us crazy – but which also make us who we are” – Sunday Express Magazine
“Many mums will identify with Ellen” – Love It! Magazine
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- Angellina
- 30-06-19
Brilliant!
It’s so true to my life now - apart from her dad!
Almost ex-husbands and coping with teenagers in a divorce 🤣
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- Lisa Hole
- 25-03-21
Love it!
Love these books, so true to real life with kids.
makes you laugh out loud.
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- Ms. Lorraine Tilly
- 14-11-22
Fab
It's horribly middle class darling, but a nice bit of fun. I'm the same age as the protagonist, but definitely not as cool and life has definitely battered me more, so it's a nice escape.
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- CORINNE HUTTON
- 07-06-20
Why mummy ....
OMG which mother does not relate to these,now I know I'm normal.Absolutely brilliant. A must read.
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- Sue
- 31-08-19
hilarious real life drama and fun.
I loved this book - it drew so many similarities to my own and the him out was dry and ironic. haven't read any of the others but definately will be.
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- Princessditzy
- 21-01-23
love it
love all books by Gill sims and the voice reading these is great! she's got a voice you can listen to for hours
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- Gemma
- 21-08-19
great book
i loved these books they are so funny gutted thay its finished fingers c4ossed she brings out another
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- Mrs Emma Stannard
- 20-09-19
loved it
absolutely loved this book I have not laughed so much listening to a book before.
I really hope there is more in the pipeline or a similar storyline in another book.
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- laura blayde
- 16-07-19
emotional rollercoaster
adore this book. heard them all. I laughed, cried, didn't want it to end! wonderful
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- Kindle Customer
- 07-02-22
Why mummy doesn't give a ****
Absolutely brilliant book! Made me Laugh and cry in equal meaure, would highly reccomend
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