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Blott on the Landscape

By: Tom Sharpe
Narrated by: David Suchet
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 When philandering Sir Giles Lynchwood decides it's time to wriggle free of his monumentally unattractive wife, Lady Maud, he knows divorce is out of the question. He can't leave her and keep her cash; a reversionary clause on her ancestral home, Handyman Hall, has taken care of that. Lady Maud, for her own special reasons, is also dying to see the back of Sir Giles. Sir Giles dreams of motorways ploughing through the front door of Handyman Hall, of compulsory purchase orders, of loot and no wife. Lady Maud bellows. Blott the gardener watches from his inner sanctum, the greenhouse, and listens...and waits.©1985 Tom Sharpe (P)2014 Audible, Inc. Literature & Fiction Funny Witty Feel-Good Marriage

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I loved this Audiobook. David Suchet's performance is outstanding. I haven't laughed out loud so much for years.

Hilarious.

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So funny I listen to it at night laugh so much woke hubby up mr suchet is the best

Do not listen and drive

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I love david suchet's part, he sounds like a simpleton hercule Poirot. Great pace to the story and as I said funny as hell

Funny as hell

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Very well delivered listen with an excellent story I would highly recommend this book humorous to the end.

Great listen

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I loved the story twists and turn , interesting and amusing characters . Narrator was brilliant, could not stop listening!!!! Excellent I really hope there are more by them both .

Fantastic

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Brilliant and fitting Narration for Tom Sharps outstanding sense of humor! Fantastic!! I shall collect all his works.

Hilarious and outstanding

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Don't listen to this in public as you'll look a bit daft laughing out loud, you just can't help it!!
Brilliantly read with all the different voices. So sad I finished it.

Fabulous book!

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Very entertaining. Easy to listen. David Suchet reading is outstanding. Very funny story line.
I would recommend this book.

Such funny stuff

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I first read this book over 30 years ago and loved it then. Listening to David Suchet brought all the characters to life exactly as I had imaged them to be. It's a ridiculous look at life and an antidote to reality.

As good as I remember

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Something a bit different to what I would normally listen to, but enjoyed it nonetheless.

Worth a listen

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