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Blott on the Landscape

By: Tom Sharpe
Narrated by: David Suchet
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 When philandering Sir Giles Lynchwood decides it's time to wriggle free of his monumentally unattractive wife, Lady Maud, he knows divorce is out of the question. He can't leave her and keep her cash; a reversionary clause on her ancestral home, Handyman Hall, has taken care of that. Lady Maud, for her own special reasons, is also dying to see the back of Sir Giles. Sir Giles dreams of motorways ploughing through the front door of Handyman Hall, of compulsory purchase orders, of loot and no wife. Lady Maud bellows. Blott the gardener watches from his inner sanctum, the greenhouse, and listens...and waits.©1985 Tom Sharpe (P)2014 Audible, Inc. Literature & Fiction Funny Witty Feel-Good Marriage
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Hoots of laughter

laughing out loud. the performance by David Suchet is amazing. listened and then immediately listened again

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Good read

Easy reading and a fun, amusing story. Made me laugh out loud at the dry sense of humour.

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Beyond outstanding.

Admittedly it started slowly, not as funny as I remembered Tom Sharpe, but that soon changed, a very funny book. But the best part? Definitely the performance, and it was a performance, by David Suchet. The accents, from upper middle class to working class, were sublime. And his 'drunk' accent, well I'm not convinced he didn't actually get drunk to do it as it was that good! Can't recommend enough.

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Great Story even better narration

Loved this book when I read it but even better on Audible. David Suchet is astonishingly good. Need more stars for his performance, Laughed all the way through!!!

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Very funny

Excellent book and I finished it very quickly. I will definitely get others by this author

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A very good read

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Made me laugh

A wonderful tale that made me chuckle. Tom Sharp has a great sense of humour in his writing and it's not lost on this book.

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Funny Farce

Satirical Farce overrode & very funny. Tom Sharpe at his Very best. Buy it!

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Brilliant!

Enjoyed every minute! Laughed so much at the wonderful writing and characters. David Suchet’s narration and comic timing brought the whole book alive.

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Hilarious

Very funny, I was sorry when it ended. Characters all clever written. David Suchet's narration is excellent.

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